Great new signing

An outdoorsman in the mould of Ray Mears if ever I saw one

 

This. Worked with aussies who raved about these. And they're a bit ****e. Much like most things from australia.

 

Or some real ones, how to use a tampon to start a fire, or as a water decontamination kit.

 

You need a sock too though

 

never confuse a condom with a sock - a survival basic

 

That's the biggest problem with a survival course, nae wimmin.

 

Another negative of being a practising catholic . If survival requires a condom then that's them ****ed .

 

God bless the pope.

 

I thought you were an Atheist Aldo? This Atheism you have seems to be fairly one-sided and only one particular strand of Christianity is worthy of condemnation and scrutiny.

 

I think you may be correct old mucker, buddy, pal, mate, chum.

 

Who`s " them ", women ? practicing catholics ?

Anyway, I`d imagine a practising catholic, or even a woman, may be allowed to own a condom. Perhaps you could clarify this as I am neither ?

 

I'm pretty sure Army personnel doing a survival course would be allowed to own a condom whatever their Religious persuasion.

 

quick march........leffft, leffft,lefft...........wait for it, wait for it......HALT!

Ten`SHUN !

Preeeeeeeeeeeesssssentttt-ah ! Johnnys

 

Summed upped perfectly.

 

You may well be correct ... that would explain the poster's biased aversion to one particular religious belief system.

Incidently, are atheists any different from followers of the various religions given their belief in a certainty? Agnosticism, which caters for hopelessly wavering at every turn must surely be preferable ... particularly when you can pray that your lottery numbers will come up and then give up on religion or in whoever it is you've put your faith, when invariably they don't.

 

Well a joke about not being able to use a condom wouldn't really work with any other branch of Christianity as far as I'm aware .

Again I would have thought that was pretty obvious Dev . Not good with the obvious are you ?

Whilst I have a healthy disdain for all organized religions I find Roman Catholicism a particularly heinous sect . It's historical protection of *****philia is unforgivable imo It's medieval views on contraception and abortion is a disgrace that is actually killing people even today.

The hypocrisy of it's elite is unbelievable and it is corrupt to the max .

I don't have a problem with their congregation though . I think every person has the right to worship whatever god they want ..

 

Eh . yes I am .