Talking about guacomale's transfer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcnewcastle

 

All sounded quality that like

 

Missed it? Any summary?

 

Aye mate, some italian based journo (english) saying what an aquisition he will be and that the "top clubs" will have missed a diamond, major coup for us and will become an instant fans favourite, exceptional player who has been a victim of juve's success

 

Ok, who the hell is Guacomale? Have I missed another player coming in?

 

that was my thoughts Dorset who the hell is he

 

Him a peroni will be a hit with the fans

 

So Guacomale is in fact Peroni? I've got a headache coming on This summer is insane!

Great innit!

 

Tiz that marra, i cant spell them thats all, pleased we dont have grammar/spelling police on here or i'd be fooked

 

On syds site there is this Italian kid gives a great review of him very clever can adapt and change during the course of the game he reckons he will soon be a fans favourite

 

I dont have a friggin clue who any of our players are but I'm as excited as buggery for the new season.

Bizarre or what?

 

Cest this lad stared in that Brazilian tournament for Italy he has only a few caps but is an attacking winger apparently a great signing for us

 

Come on guys surely you've heard of Peroni Guacamale???

According to wikipedia he averages a goal every 3.4527892 games. He's quality!

 

Guacamole?

Is this our main dip into the transfer market?

The greek lad tzadzike is mint, by the way.

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I thought Peroni was expensive Italian lager that is a touch of class!

 

Ravaloni is class as is bolegnese, according to Joe k. Is Guacamole Mexican!.

 

Guacamole. Anyone got a youtube of his chips?

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I thought it was a prison for terrorists.

 

lol of the bay type