You're ****ting me So, if someone is born outwith any of the six countries that play cricket, they can play for England Gayer than Christopher Biggins watching Hairspray on a dick-shaped television.
I went out for a haircut this morning, apart from that I have done **** all other than watch cricket. A complete waste of a day.
Jesus Christ, all that's missing from that day is a big soiree in a public park with a poly bag over your knees with Jason Orange and Barrymore.
I used pomegranate shampoo in the shower as well.... I understand this is not going to help un-gay my day.
In fairness to me I never went route 1. You can't blame me. You have to blame the English and Welsh cricket boards for picking South Africans. That is what caused the conversation to go in this direction.
I know I just changed my original statement to say British passport = can play for England. Irish passport and 3 years residency = can also play for England... Think that's right.
I had to go to Sainsburys in Harlow to do the shopping. You know there are two main types of trolley: deep and shallow. You can push a shallow one into a deep one but not visa versa. Also Harlow has the trolleys that require a pound coin to release the lock. This old **** beat me to the trolley return area and put his shallow one in a deep one and collected his pound meaning I had nowhere to shove my deep one. Got that?
Didn't know Harlow used to have a ski slope. Good for shops, have you tried finding a parking space in Ware branch of Tescos on a Friday?
