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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Who would have thought a discussion about cricket would descend into a fight, eh?
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yes dear.

    Styled again homo.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Your time's coming. Pud's already told me which village in darkest, deepest North Lanarkshire you subsist in. Tick ****ing tock...
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Stealing EDGE's patter shamelessly but pulling up ST.

    &#9835; Senility, ER can't remember who he's supposed to be. His mind has become rather dribbly, such a shame he has no memory &#9835;
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    May be urban legend but wasn't the comeback, "The wife's fine but all the kids are ******ed" or something?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 10, 2013
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wishaw.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're alright. ****ed if I'm going there.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes. You would be.
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  11. RAVENBLACK

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    Jesus you ain't very bright are you ya ****in spaz.
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    "Oooh, I liked the uniforms but cricket was all a bit camp for me" - Dale Winton

    "I was positioned at silly mid-off middle wicket warmer by the captain - I was raging with him as that position clearly doesn't show my good side to any hunky batters on the other team - he was trying to mow my grass, the big, dirty bitch" - Graham Norton

    "Cricket is for nufters, not big proper straight men like me - although, I do like the occasional one day stuff" - Richard Gere
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 10, 2013
  13. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh> Sausage coupon gets his fingers burned again
     
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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <doh>

    Stealing EDGE's patter once more. You ain't too imaginative are you?
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    It sure was!
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Er no sonny, that's Medro's patter you thick ****.

    Can't you get anything right??
     
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    Bill Woodfull, Australia?s captain in the Bodyline series of 1932-33, responding to Douglas Jardine's complaint that a slip fielder had sworn at him: ?All right, which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard??
     
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    ****

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    Good guy

    ****
     
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    Bill Voce to Jardine on the same tour "They don't seem to like you very much over here mr Jardine" Jardine "the feeling's effing mutual"

    An Aussie in the crowd as Jardine swung his bat at a fly "Oi Jardine - leave our bloody flies alone - they're the only friends you've got".
     
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