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  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    rogueleader, Jul 10, 2013
  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    She sounds like a fat bird with a broken chair stuck to her arse.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    She gave him a teary cuddle and he goes straight for groping the arse as well <laugh>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 10, 2013
  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    there`s nothing like fear to inspire gratuitous sex......so I`ve been told.
     
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    rogueleader, Jul 10, 2013
  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Try jumping out of the bushes in the dark wearing this. Works every time.

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    VenomPD, Jul 10, 2013
  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    A Venom Mask?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 10, 2013

  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It's actually a sanded down Kabuki mask from your Oriental Drag collection.
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 10, 2013
  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Is it? I thought it was a biscuit.

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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    I'm going to be the Jammy Dodger Rapist <applause>
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    The underlying theme being that I don't rape women surfing the crimson tide.
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 10, 2013
  12. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Anything to cover that face up.

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    Come to think of it, wasn't Freddy Krueger also a rapist?
     
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    Medro, Jul 10, 2013
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That wiz brilliant <laugh>

    Never went to those extremes but I did have a habit of turning off the leccy when she went to the toilet and then hiding somewhere in the hoose to jump out on her.

    Actually, I shouldny really be surprised am now divorced.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 10, 2013
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    It's important for a serial rapist to have a trademark. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 10, 2013
  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    That's the best Medro has. A repeated joke from a picture where I'm covered in boot polish.

    Nice job Irishboy.
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 10, 2013
  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  17. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> What surprises me more is that she married you in the first place!
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Ah'd like tae explode all over Fanny. <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 10, 2013
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Me too, to be fair. Punching well above my weight with her I was. Probably cos I nabbed her young (17).
     
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