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just made the secretary quit.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    She is about 65 and shouldn't be working anyway. She comes in once a week to complain and make the place smell of her cheap tesco value air freshener perfume.

    she was moaning about salmond at wimbledon waving his flag. I pointed out how irrelevant it was. And if it was 20 years ago and it was nelson mandela waving a sa flag we would be calling him a brave patriot because he is african and we like to congratulate africans on their small mindedness.

    She then went on a pro union rant. I dismissed every point she raised. Her closing argument was that scotland doesn't have smart enough leaders to be independent. I answered you might not be smart enough but that doesn't mean no one else is. I don't see why you are getting so worked up by it anyway. The next cold winter will probably finish you off so the result is basically irrelevant to you.

    She told the boss she refuses to work with me and either he gets rid of me or she quits. Boss replied well would you like me to move my car so you can get out as I parked behind you. <laugh>

    The office smells better already. Next I'm getting rid of the dog.
     
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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You are definitely my type of **** dougie.

    You're alright for a fifer thats for sure.
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Disappointed the dog is still alive though. You were supposed to stove its head in months ago.
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Perth is closer to fife than falkirk. We have a river to keep the ****s at bay. They're scared of flowing water you know.


    I'm actually quite impressed by the bosses ****ish ness. I thought he would have talked her out of it.

    Venom. The dog will take care of its self. All it does is lie on the floor, spew, fart and have convulsions. Its time is almost up.
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <grr>

    I'm stuck with ****ing dundee I'm no taking fife tae <grr>
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You could try beating it to death with a shovel. You'll fail of course, but that's why God invented Range Rovers.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, but did ye ride her?
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I feel like taking a shovel to the small children people sometimes feel the need to bring into the office, never mind some smelly auld mutt.
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    dougies ex secretary.

    [video=youtube;VTvFC7QNc0Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTvFC7QNc0Q[/video]
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Killing this dog would be doing it a favour.
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    lol... dougie all round good ****. p.s. the shovel will do the dog in but you need to hit him across the head not down on it. a downward swing will only lead to a very pissed off slightly brain damaged mutt looking to take your head off <ok>
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Or hit it with a hurly stick eh sword?
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    No if he uses the edge of the shovel like an axe it won't.
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    no hurleys are ****e for killing dogs. theres to much give in the wood.

    try it .. youll just have a bleeding ***** savage after ya.
     
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  15. Hash.

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    btw im talking about dogs ... rotts pits staffs etc. not ****y toy things like yorkies scotties etc. a swift kick in the would kill them pests
     
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  16. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    You're swinging it wrong :D
     
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  17. Hash.

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    see above... im talking about DOGS not blah bla.......
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You mean dogs that are owned by men with small penises and low self esteem.
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    My dog's a bit like me.

    Cannae take him anywhere.

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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    .<laugh>
     
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