She is about 65 and shouldn't be working anyway. She comes in once a week to complain and make the place smell of her cheap tesco value air freshener perfume. she was moaning about salmond at wimbledon waving his flag. I pointed out how irrelevant it was. And if it was 20 years ago and it was nelson mandela waving a sa flag we would be calling him a brave patriot because he is african and we like to congratulate africans on their small mindedness. She then went on a pro union rant. I dismissed every point she raised. Her closing argument was that scotland doesn't have smart enough leaders to be independent. I answered you might not be smart enough but that doesn't mean no one else is. I don't see why you are getting so worked up by it anyway. The next cold winter will probably finish you off so the result is basically irrelevant to you. She told the boss she refuses to work with me and either he gets rid of me or she quits. Boss replied well would you like me to move my car so you can get out as I parked behind you. The office smells better already. Next I'm getting rid of the dog.
please log in to view this image Disappointed the dog is still alive though. You were supposed to stove its head in months ago.
Perth is closer to fife than falkirk. We have a river to keep the ****s at bay. They're scared of flowing water you know. I'm actually quite impressed by the bosses ****ish ness. I thought he would have talked her out of it. Venom. The dog will take care of its self. All it does is lie on the floor, spew, fart and have convulsions. Its time is almost up.
You could try beating it to death with a shovel. You'll fail of course, but that's why God invented Range Rovers.
I feel like taking a shovel to the small children people sometimes feel the need to bring into the office, never mind some smelly auld mutt.
lol... dougie all round good ****. p.s. the shovel will do the dog in but you need to hit him across the head not down on it. a downward swing will only lead to a very pissed off slightly brain damaged mutt looking to take your head off
no hurleys are ****e for killing dogs. theres to much give in the wood. try it .. youll just have a bleeding ***** savage after ya.
btw im talking about dogs ... rotts pits staffs etc. not ****y toy things like yorkies scotties etc. a swift kick in the would kill them pests
