What's your suggestions? As has been the norm from previous surgeries, the mix of drugs and painkillers has combined to create a formidable state of constipation. Now considering at this point my last visit to drop the kids off at the pool was early Sunday morning im getting fairly concerned my next visit to the throne will be one of those once in a blue moon showdowns. After a hernia op I dont think my stomach can provide the squeeze required for passing a breezeblock. A diet of coffee has so far not managed to shift things along and i think it may be onto pureeing apples next. Any other suggestions welcome
Stick your finger up your bum then lick it, the resulting e-coli poisoning will have your insides outside in no time. please log in to view this image
Aye but they'll also have to open my skull to relieve the pressure thus rendering me back to square one Edit: where the hell do you even find a picture like that? Is it from a family album
Nice try but we both know it will only make matters worse and will paint the breezeblock a dark colour. If the situation gets desperate a bottle of Bucky may be called for
