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Yeah... big tits have stopped ye getting a modelling job!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Jul 9, 2013.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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  2. Tina.

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    she's ****ing pig ugly.

    christ <doh>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The NHS made a right arse of those tits. They're ****in dreadful <laugh>
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Here comes Bib, he'll sort this oot.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Blame celebrity culture. She's exaclty the kind of dumbass bint it produces.
     
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  7. Tina.

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    You know, you see folk like that walking around every day - wtf?

    Very different when I was young <whistle><laugh>
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    She looks like she eats cum.

    Like, eats it as a staple foodstuff.

    Three square meals every day of Jizflakes washed down with some freshly squeezed wrigglerjuice, a filling granary roll filled generously with babygravy for lunch and a hearty spunk and two veg for dinner.

    She's so filthy looking, it'd be disappointing to see her wipe any spunk off of her.

    There's years and years and layers of other spunk already on there.

    Honestly, I reckon that's been passed aboot Yorkshire like a speg baton.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She is a real ****ing howler, I mean seriously ugly.

    And she can **** off with this "Emotional distress" pish too the cheeky bint.
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    And another thing.

    DD my ****ing arse - the only time they look remotely DD is in the cheatbra pic at the bottom.

    My God, I wid **** her but I'd weep with disappointment at myself afterwards for it.
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>

    I looked at the tits again - they're TERRIBLE - an affrontery to diddies.

    One is going to the shops and the other one is getting its jaw ripped for swedgers on the way hame.
     
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  13. VenomPD

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She should sue. They're a ****in mess. <laugh>
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

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    She looks as if she's had a spray Tan job using Gravy granules.
     
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  16. Tina.

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    I hope she doesn't read any of this or you'll have another suicide on your consicence.

    <speedy>
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Whit is it with so called "Models" nowadays?

    There are some seriously dodgly looking "Super" Models nowadays, maybe this explains why ugly cows like here think they have a future?

    Whit aboot this thing?

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    And this wierdo?

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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    She's gonna be battered to death by dicks in a snuff film anyway.
     
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  19. Fabulous Fabio

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    Who's the first burd Dev? I'd pump her.
     
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  20. VenomPD

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    I think that's a picture of Leonardo Di Caprio circa 1991. <ok>
     
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