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Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by Norway-jack, Jul 8, 2013.

  1. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    I just have to show you guys some of the stuff that our 6 fingered friends from up the road are saying about us this past week. I haven't been over there for yonks but thought I would check out the latest transfer situation for Ince, anyway some of the Delusion has reached new heights !!..<laugh>

    Here is a list of some of the funniest and most delusional comments, enjoy :)

    " but for Jenkins to come out with that "staggered" comment about Ince's valuation just makes him look a parochial fool.
    Bargain buys from Spain may be seen to be the way forward for some, but at some point there'll be a few duds landing on these shores"- Oldsparky

    "Huw Jenkins - chairman of a small club talking on talkSh!te.
    Hes staggered because he knows financially he cant compete.
    He will be back in his comfort zone within a few seasons and with Europe maybe even next season if their new signings arent up to much" - Hilts24

    "The only good thing about losing the Carling Final (against a premier league team not a 4th division one) was not having to play in the EL. City would not have romped home in the Championship last season otherwise.
    Swansea undoubtedly will struggle with all the football they will have to play on Thursdays and sundays" - Ninian opinon

    "Shelvey? - we've got better in our development squad" - Oldsparky

    "£8mill, Huw (Jenkins)would have a nose bleed" - Dave jones Rhondda


    I could go on but you get the drift...<laugh>
    One thing we have learnt over our last 2 seasons is that the rivalry means everything to them and perhaps not so much to us nowadays, the bitterness towards our success is festering inside and I think most of us are quite relaxed about meeting them at the top table, which I think kind of shows where both sets of fans are these days.

    They will soon learn that 2 games against Swansea is the least of their worries! but its good to know that them rebranding and turning into a franchise team hasn't given them any more class than before,in fact I think the term is..bitter much ?

    Enjoy,far too good for the comedy classics !
     
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  2. neveroffsidereff

    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    Comedy gold Norway. I did read those comments and must say they had me chuckling. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  3. aswan_dam

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    There's no substitute for Premier League experience and we have 2 years start on them.
     
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  4. swanseaandproud

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    we do look a standard above them now. i was a little worried a couple of weeks ago but i see us in the top 10 with more points than last season. cardiff seem to be faltering a bit with quality and the only bit of quality i see is cornelious and they will struggle to compete with just him. they are very weak at the back and marshal is going to be very busy picking the ball out of the back of the net with that defence.....we look very strong and will be even stronger by kick off.....
     
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  5. Norway-jack

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    Im not concerned if they do well or not really, Im sure a lot of Jacks feel the same as me(of course it will change come derby day) but I just feel they are not Cardiff city anymore, they seem like an empty shell of a club to me and they are almost insignificant now because they sold their soul to get to where we are.

    The bitterness is extremely strong over there but for us its just a laugh looking at what they have become :)
     
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  6. Blitz

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    I've thought for a long time now that it is eating away inside them the success we have been getting and all the plaudits from the national media. The comments that you have highlighted there Norway stinks of anger and frustration.
    When it comes to how the two clubs are run on and off the field there is no comparison and deep down they know it too hence the resentment. I will go so far to say that they now have an inferiority complex. They are like the playground bullies who can't get their own way and cry over spilt milk. They'll be crying even longer and harder once the season starts and they realise the difference in standard the Premier league offers. I fully expect us to beat them comfortably as I believe we are head and shoulders better than them.
    Whenever any of their lot spout the usual rubbish eg, capital this and capital that I actually laugh out loud about it, they're pathetic don't they realise it? I think they only come up with that nonsense because as I've said earlier they know that we are better than them.
    Factor in the behaviour of the fans too. We will always have the moral high ground over them because of the way they behave. Again they spout nonsense about winning family club awards. Well what I want I know is what bloody family? The only one that springs to mind would be the Addams family.
    Sorry to go on Norway I hope you don't mind I've tried to stay on track but when it comes to them I think they deserve it both barrels. Their club is a joke, their football is hoofball, their fans are a disgrace and I hope they're relegated by Christmas.
     
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  7. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    You carry on fella, the comedy value ensures that one sentence isn't enough !1..,<laugh>


    I do wonder about how they would re act if we decide to take Ince off them though, Huw likes a bit of Devilment and would probably pay an extra £1m just for the fun factor it would give us Jacks :)
     
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  8. Blitz

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    Think of the shirt sales too.
    If we bought Ince I would be straight down there buying a shirt with his name on it just to wear especially at Legoland, it would drive them mental
     
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  9. Ffsdon'tpassittohim

    Ffsdon'tpassittohim Well-Known Member

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    Well I for one am worried!......... I mean they have just bought that Corneliass guy AND their grey haired old git fullback has signed an extension as well, and don't forget they have um, er, well no one really , but they are situated in the Capital City . So just remember they may be a new club with no history whatsoever but they are situated in the Capital City. So don't say I didn't warn you.........
     
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  10. Norway-jack

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    your probably right, they are a massive club as well and being in a capital city means they have all the aces I suppose ..<laugh>
     
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  11. Blitz

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    Wasn't Cornelius the one off the Planet of the Apes films? Very apt club to go to when you look at their fans
     
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    Read somewhere aswell that while they are paying top dollar for real British talent, we are shopping in the bargain basement of Spain <laugh> pretty sure that was from hilts also, she's a real feisty one.
     
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    RE: Corneliass Yes , yes he was, he is the illegitimate love child of the female chimpanzee and ol' murky ..........
     
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    Oh is Corneliass British then?
     
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  15. Norway-jack

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    Yeah Bargin basement shopping in spain ..along with every other prem club except them,who prefer to shop in the Scottish bargin basement(spl) ...<laugh>

    Its difficult to get passionate about that lot up the road though, we killed the bluebirds off and they know it,all that's left for them now is how massive a club they are, y'know, massive like Wolves because that helped them loads too didn't it ??

    I think they are ****ting themselves a little bit because all the talk is about us and not about all the other teams in the league, the likes of Southampton who they regarded as cannon fodder on one paper has a ****ing immense team and coach, I think they will have a surprise after the first month.

    Its a great time to be a Jack :)
     
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  16. Blitz

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    Always good time to be a Jack. As for Southampton they're a much better team than Keirduff
     
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    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Don't forget they're as big as Barcelona <whistle>
     
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  18. Blitz

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    I'm surprised that none of the Addams family club of the year haven't ventured on here yet. Perhaps they are discussing potential transfer targets like Messi and Ronaldo
     
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    ...<laugh>

    To be honest I think its starting to dawn on them the Prem league is a serious ****ing business! they realise that Ince doesn't relly want to go there,prefering the Swans instead, there arnt really any top signings on the horizon yet and reality is starting to bite.

    I don't care if they stay up or go down, as long as we survive that's all that matters but I have a sneaky feeling the bublle is going to finally burst for them this season :)
     
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