Great Briton

"gambol, there are no burds on the tennis board, return to base"

 

Let's stop ****ing about here. I'm in love with Tina and no one will ever measure up to her.

I love her, I tell ya.

 

**** you as well then.

And EDGE.

Gambols only on the board because he thinks he might get his hole.

 

One can but try. And keep on trying. And keep on trying. And keep on...

...you get the picture.

 

Christ my hoop's sore.

Me and Eduardo celebrated big time last night - no ky jelly.

Great at the time but I don't recommend it.

 

Aww bless xx

 

TMI

 

Didny take you long to start abusing yer mod powers

 

Good one Tina.

 

So it's not true? Don't make me sad on my birthday

 

Aye, it's true. But don't tell the others.

 

On average, around 170,000 Scots have participated in playing tennis over a rolling four week period.

It's not our national sport, but it's in the top ten for participation.

And I'd like to bum every one of them

 

Anything would be better than that ****ing elephant.

 

Did I? You know more than me wee sacks so maybe you could explain exactly how I fought for the Royals?

I predict you won't.

 

So ye fought for Cromwell, then? I knew yer gettin on a bit Dev, but fuxake

 

Happy birthday Tina.

 

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Lizzie is head of the army

Were you in the army?

I like to put ice poles up my poop chute

 

What a sook