Jonno Ackworths Big Thread Of Dung

Aye that's all they did.

 

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And a **** pushing a car to its absolute limit, so much so that if he crashes he dies, isn't worth recognition?

I don't like F1 but you're definitely talking ****e ST.

 

I actually know Torquil - he earns millions from being the public face of various whisky manufacturers.

...and, despite the castle and the Dukedom and the feudal ownership of Argyll, he's still probably less posh than that **** Hoy.

 

Aye, as a thick ****.

"Ooh look, he drove a car really fast then crashed. What a hero!"

Pish.

 

Oooooh, get her.

 

So it's not the going round in circles bit then. I see.

It's the skill and the hours of practice and training required to excel at a sport.

 

Did you get to ride the Elephant?

 

Aye, but it was ****e. Fanny like a windsock and it didnae even gie me a trunkjob

 

That's part of it. It's also what you define as a sport.

Cycling = sport

F1 etc. = a hobby for men with small penises.

 

Listen, ***got.

You are a tennis fan, no **** thinks tennis is a real sport. It's merely a rich kids hobby.

 

Tennis is for ****s without enough pals for a game of football!

 

So, now you redefine motorsport as not a sport. Someone should inform the FIA.

 

But you don't disagree with the small penises argument.

 

F1 and tennis are both *****poof games

 

I haven't seen their penises so I cannot possibly refute your knowledge of the penis sizes of F1 drivers.

 

I'm sure the Federation of Interracial Anal have more probing matters to concern themselves with.

 

Penis sizes, apparently.

 

I was thinking more about the people who watch it.