Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

She will. 23 yrs old, her third straight Wimbledon QF or better, Serena only getting deeper into her 30s.

If only she could just improve on the other surfaces, and get her ranking up. She's a top 8 seed on grass, in reality.

 

Chris Froome kicks ass to take the maillot jaune!

 

Froome will be hard to catch from here

 

Very much the same as last year, with Froome taking Wiggo's place and Richie Porte taking Froome's.

 

Oh, and he's Kenyan by birth, is this an omen?

 

Following the success of channel 4's documentary, 'The man with 10 stone testicles' the next programme about John Terry's mum, 'The woman with the 15 stone ****' will be screened on August 8th

 

Do you notice when it comes to Channel 4 documentaries, they're really obsessed with sex?

 

Supply and demand. People are obsessed with sex.

 

Because we are apes. The most sex-obsessed animal group.

 

Just got back from refereeing a tournament. Bloody hell I'm knackered. And a stupid dog knocked over all the doughnuts for the referees. On the other hand got free burgers and drinks any time I wanted one.

 

Try telling that to my friend's dog. He won't listen though, because he'll be trying to impregnate your hand.

 

Undoubtedly the best part of a tournament. Ref a bit, have a rest and a burger and drink. Proper athlete, me.

 

Must have been hard work in this heat. I hope you were wearing sun cream!

 

I was, except I forgot my referee shirt has a v shape at the neck.

 

Sex and people who would once have found employment in a carnival or freak show. The man who turned into a tree, the girl with 2 heads etc. I sometimes think Channel 4 must be run by this generation's P.T Barnum.

 

And you have a watch strap tan line on both wrists.

 

Sound's interesting, what kind of tree?

BBC3 seem to be quite into sex too, though less so than Channel 4.

 

Balotelli is great on twitter, He's random as ****.

 

Here's the poor man with Epidermodysplasia verruciformis (I may have looked that up). The particularly squeamish among us may not like to look at this.

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Bloody hell that's horrible.