"please boss, don't remind anyone i used to play for West Ham"
that's the last thing he needs. 
Ok, bit late but the winner is.........
OLOF with "please boss, don't remind anyone i used to play for West Ham".
Not sure whether you want to sort out no.10 under yours or alf's account.

I'm not Alf, for ****s sake,
and couldn't you dole scrounging ****ers wait tili get home from work to start caption #10 seeing as i won the ****er

.......some of us are abusing you from work didn't you know! 

Alf, sorry....OLOF. Hooker is dead (hopefully). Let him rest in peace.

