Modern Men

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?


They want to be like their mothers!

 

What a ****in **** for ****s sake.

 

I'm half Spanish so my complexion is magnificent.

Much like the rest of me if I'm being honest.

 

I reckon there may be a bit of jock blood cursing through the veins of spaniards as for a mediterranean country they have a lot of gingers over there.

 

way to go guys. I feel physically sick now.

Bunch of ****ing big fairies.

If you guys were on the front line in Afghanistan, you'd be offering makeovers to the Taliban

 

Who is this aimed at?

 

You sound like me,Spanish Armada blood in me

 

There's no enough make up in the world that would make you sexually appealing.

 

None of us are dumb enough to be on the front line of anywhere. We much prefer to sit back and laff at those who are.

 

it's aimed at you all, largely.

shower, shave and a bit of deo - that's all a man should have near him. I can understand the single under 25's doing more but still don't agree with it.

moisturiser, aftershave, gel, wax for men 25+?

Get tae ****

 

So you don't like a man who makes a effort?

 

I don't fancy ****s, no.

 

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Tina's ideal man:

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I fail to see what is remotely ****y about my routine?

 

I love the music to that advert. superb. he also looks like my grandad.

 

I quite agree. Hair products are for ****tas.

 

is this because you are bald?

 

Am a lot of things, but I ain't no ****in baldy

Except ma baws. That's how I like them though.

 

nae bother, mr pube trimming moistuising man

 

Do you moisturise them lil fellas too..