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How big of a bird would you pump?

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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Now I have only ever had a go on one bird who I considered to be a bit plumper than acceptable.

    So I thought it was high time everyone owned up as to whether they'd pump a fatty.. clearly there can be mitigating circumstances ie; Booze, desperation or indeed it was put on a plate and difficult to turn down. Also there are good looking chunky birds so that can go in their favour for a discerning male when deciding whether to pump them or not.

    this is a size 14 apparently;

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    this is a size 16 apparently;

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    This belter is a size 18;
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    Me personally I think I'd draw the line at size 16.. sober. would consider upping to an 18 if hammered and desperate.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What size is yer maw?

    that size <ok>
     
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  3. Sweats

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    Slightly uncalled for.
     
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  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I've done an 18 easily.
     
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  5. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    <applause>

    The fatty I pumped I was only 14 at the time on holiday at Butlins so no idea how big she was. I reckon similar ish to an 18.
     
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    Done a 16, or should I say she done me <rape>. Not even a "fat but pretty".9 months later the bane of not606 was born.

    <taigda'>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I honestly don't mind pumping big birds.

    Better than pumping wee skinny things with pure boney arses.
     
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  8. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I quite like em skinny, but with tits and an arse.. Found the perfect bird a few years ago. She was just that great bangers great arse, but alas she was ****ing mental / paranoid about everything.
     
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  9. rogueleader

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    the size 14 looks like a fat lardass to me - no thanks, I`d pass. A girl like that clearly has no self-respect.

    10 to 12 only - a strict rogueleader rule which has broken many a cholesterol ridden heart
     
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  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    The "If she don't fit in my jeans shes no getting in them" defence.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Aye, but she obviously wasnae that skinny.

    Am talking about ****ing anorexia patients sweat.
     
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  12. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    She was . you could see her ribs and hip bones.

    A mate of mine is ridiculously skinny like size 6 skinny and has massive bangers. no arse though.
     
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  13. Archers Road

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    I have twice dipped my toe in whale infested waters, and would consider doing so again. The first time I was only 21 and couldn't handle being seen in public with the poor girl. I still feel guilty about that, but in my defence she did sort of take me hostage. Escape was inevitable.

    The second time we were both over forty, and recently divorced, and one can't be too judgemental in those circumstances. She had to go when she broke my bed, though.
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Hmm, possibly......does this mean I may be a closet homosexualist ?
     
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    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    The burd I pulled when 14 that was a fatty, I didnt realise til she stood up. I couldnt get my arms round her.
     
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  16. Sweats

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    I fear you may have a penchant for young boys...
     
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    I hope not because my window cleaner says the same thing.

    And a couple of months ago I was lying naked in bed, hungover and coming down and I really couldn't be ****ed putting the blinds down so I just turned over and stuck my arse the air and went back to sleep.

    <ladderwank:mad:
     
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  20. rogueleader

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    did you notice any kind of opaque sheen on your windows the next day ?
     
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