The consensus seems to be sit down. Guess I'm a freak then. And too poor to have one of them bidet things. My cock gets cold dangling in the cistern though.....
Doner kebab. Large. Salad. Naan. Mint and chilli sauce. Lovely. I'll have you know, Derby is world renowned for their doner kebabs.
Why am I getting associated with that photo Gerrez? Bit random. I've got Burritos for lunch but no veg just meat and rice, too much crap in the pic posted by Bluff.