It was only a matter of time before that got brought up in this thread considering the title, just surprised it took this long PS...have you noticed it is rarely me that actually brings it up too
Talking of food and ****, been on a health diet with exercise and yoga for about two months, but had a steak last night, and liver and onions the night before, and this morning I passed THREE logs the size of truncheons. Thought y'all might want to know.
Btw, to stand or sit. I stand to wipe my arse but my (ex)wife, who was inconveniently taking a bath and whingeing as I did my Sudoko and ablutions, was horrified and said you should wipe whilst still sat down. Is there form and etiquette in this function?
Definitely **** down. Tried this topic a few times but it never normally works out. Usually moves on to lazy pisses
