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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by moreinjuredthanowen, Jul 2, 2013.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    update! kolo toure is in the hose!!yes he's turned up in a flash suit to sign his contract and kick a ball about some.

    henderson looks like he graffitied rise up outside the ground...... a bit scruff so he fits in better than kolo.

    I can also confirm coutinho, aspas and alberto came together so they must be getting to know each other

    training started at 10am... how exciting!!!
     
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  3. Are you camped outside Melwood MITO?
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    F no... I'm on the lfc website reading live updates. I am not a stalker unlike some......
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    toure has got changed but looks lost....

    sadly for us all downing was eager for the off and was the first to arrive at training. eager to impress much stewie? I hope not, and i hope there's a pink slip in your first wage packet.
     
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  6. Was his name not in the envelope...?
     
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    Talking about the girls on the beaches on holiday.
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Surely he's saying "Do you like my invisible trophy Stevie?"
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    no he's saying my son grabbed her arse like this then he......
     
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  10. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    <laugh>, That's just wrong MITO!

    The training shirts are loads nicer than our ****ing away and 3rd shirts ffs
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you know his son is a right ****....


    anyway.....


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    shave you lazy F.

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    where was he to get such a tan?

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    Aspas looks like he should be a backroom johnny not a player. these boys look altogether very friendly already! whats been going on i wonder ;)

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    clearly doesn't belong

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    whats in the bag glen? stewies head?

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    <doh> FFS will someone get a hold of kelly and beat sense into him. that get up is not on...

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    mother's handbag???
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I might not make skertl hard man jokes but this one surely merits some joke about the cameraman being sized up for a beating.

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    fresh from corrie i see... just played 18hours of fifa to boot.

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    skipping to work, how nice.

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    He is alive!

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    bloody tourists


    I aint bother posting a pic of how rodgers can actually wlk down stairs.. we all know he aint a dalek by now..
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    His son was in court for an attack on a girl?? Thats all I know of him but that alone makes him a **** (if gulity). Think they were cleared? doesnt mean he didnt do it though

    Great descriptions by the way with the pics

    And Shelvey obviously got his tan from Swansea
     
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    BCR Well-Known Member

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    btw, Aspas and LA look scally as ****!!!
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Aspas and Alberto look like jay and niel out of the inbetweeners!


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    toure is no 4 as we guessed last week.

    ayre is back on money saving guys, the bic pen is back! no mkhitaryan then, if we can't afford one bloody decent pen amongst us... I wonder did alberto steal the good one when he signed up.

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  16. Ezio Auditore

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    No Suarez, interesting
     
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    Magic Ted Talulah

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    He was playing in Brazil on Sunday <laugh>
     
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  18. Why? He's been at the Confed Cup!
     
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    <laugh> . I am sure Rodgers will give him 2-3 weeks rest and then talk to him.
     
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  20. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    And let's not forget he's banned for 6 games anyway. Can he still play in pre-season?
     
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