Evening Minxy, hope your having a good time. What part of Majorca are you at? Dill, Rossi's let me down today, I had a coupe of dozen on order but bloody Tom Ince and his old man has scoffed the bloody lot apparently.
I've taking a liking to the purple pouch, problem is it has a bitter after taste. So i'm going for the sweaty crack next.
Okay I'm back what's happened - has that cross dresser from borough gone? I've been at a retreat in a Long Smoke house - at first I thought it was the hinge but no beer. We all took our clothes off and beat each other with twigs - surprised how many of the guys got excited but very difficult to hide it. Lots of waccy baccy in there - enuff for the man boobs to start looking real! Got a little concerned when we started the naked wheelbarrow races and there seemed to be some teams that were well linked.Piggy back fights were terrible with hands of the horses disappearing . At the end of the retreat we jumped of a big Cliff - sorry - cliff- into the freezing lake. Luckily I was one of the last to jump as I would have shouted Geronimo - but after hearing the rest of them shout General Custer - I smartened up. Have we got any decent beer like Whoors light on tap yet?
