http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3298803 Sweltering heat of 20 degrees C. Late 20's were commonplace when I was a wee boy. Used to go swimming in the North Sea.
It's "Global Warming" causing the climate to cool.... sorry, I mean "climate change".... Watched an interesting programme about the Earth's climate, turns out..... it varies.... I couldn't believe what I was watching.
I bet half the people on here who have an opinion on this have put no more than a hour''s documentary worth of thought into it. I'm all for slaying sacred scientific cows and global warming seems to be the cow everyone wants to slay, but it appears that almost everyone involved in climate research believes that pumping lots of CO2 into the atmosphere will cause the atmosphere to change behaviour. I'm leaning towards believing the majority of scientists, because they all know more than me - and you.
You should give being gay a go. There are plenty of blokes out there that will shag anything. <gambol>
You should give humour a go. There are plenty of spastics who'd find that kind of patter funny. Run along now Memoirs of a Geisha.
To be fair, you do get plenty of laughs Venom. Whenever someone posts your photo there's an outpouring of mirth (followed by the sound of projectile vomit).