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The most shocking jokes: How far can we lower the bar?

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Steven Toast, Jun 29, 2013.

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  1. Fez

    Fez Well-Known Member

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    Come on then, educate us all; what is it about racism and baby rape that makes you laugh??? Do you **** at the thought too??? You are a very confused or a very sick guy; which is it.

    You need time for thought, so answer in the morning. I thought you better than this.
     
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  2. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    The other posters will decide what they think you are based on what you've written. It's the same for all of us.
     
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  3. DMD

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    Aye, the bastard. Fancy him being out when this thread was.on the go, then finding another.mod dealing with it, so he could do other things and not waste his time reading it.

    Maybe I should have closed or deleted it unread so you could grumble at not being able to comment.
     
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  4. Fez

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    If you did not read it, then your comment was misleading, but I will gladly withdraw my comment about you and apologise for my confused assertion. Perhaps we can have your view, on the subject matter, in the morning?
     
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  5. DMD

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    "We" <laugh>

    No "if" nothing misleading. I saw a long thread where people were making silly threats and closed it so I could catch up. As I closed it I noticed PLT had it in hand so read no further.

    Funny things stereotypes, it's like assuming all Egyptians wear a tarboosh.
     
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  6. PLT

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    No they weren't, but they aren't complaining about web content so there's no problem there.

    If any parent wishes to let their child loose on the internet, just as with any film, TV program or video game, then they can't complain about the content of that site without checking it first.

    Just moderating (or rather, not doing) in the way which has always been agreed since we first colonised this forum. An 'offensive joke' title explains clearly what is going to be found inside the thread and anyone who doesn't want to see it obviously has that option. If people don't want to see it they shouldn't look, and if they don't want their children to look they shouldn't let them. If they don't want to prevent their children from freely browsing the web they can't complain when they see some dodgy content. Can't have it both ways. What would be achieved by deleting posts? It seems to me like several posters have opened this thread simply in the hope of being offended so they can complain about it.

    I don't think anyone is being serious so yes they are jokes.
     
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  7. Cortez91

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    This needs closing. End of.
     
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  8. tiptoe through the kempton

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    Tonight I am seriously embarrassed to be a Hull City supporter.
    Scum.
    If you seriously think this type of **** is acceptable, I dont want you any where near my football club.
    Cowards, uneducated, scum.
     
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  9. PattyNchips2

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    if parents wanted to censor this site, they wouldnt allow visitors to it. HONESTLY Ben your arse must be puckered up tighter then a snare drum!
    YOU have the right to be offended and never visit this site again, BUT if you ever return I know that you arent THAT offended about it, whereas you have absolutely NO right to tell me that I am offended.............. who ****ing died and made you god? GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND DONT OPEN THE THREAD!!

    this is the off-season!!
    ppl open a thread, with the title explaining what the content is, just to complain about it??
    get a ****ing life you pond **** suckers
     
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  10. PattyNchips2

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  11. Stuart Blampey

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    Anyway back on OT, husband watching tv, fat missus comes into him and says "I just fell down the stairs, didn't you hear me?"

    Husband says "Sorry luv I thought it was the start of East Enders!"

    (Apologies to all those struggling with obesity or who have been traumatized by falls down stairs)
     
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  12. The FRENCH TICKLER

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    It's a battle of wits and many are un-armed. bum bum.

    Dr Dr. People keep ignoing me - NEXT.

    Dr Dr. I feel like a pair of curtains - PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

    Wayne Rooney has had a hair transplant. Well thats one way of not needing a brazilian anymore.


    enough.....for now.
     
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  13. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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    If any teenagers view this when x hamster is free , there already misguided.
     
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  14. Fez

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    Your comments don't stack up. You read it and gave it some thought and, sometime later, you hadn't read it and had left it to PLT; then you go on to make one of your usual smartass remarks to have a dig at me, a remark based on what appears to be a lie.
     
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  15. PattyNchips2

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    HOW DARE YOU TICKLES?

    Dont you know that there are actually people that feel ignored?
    Dont you know that there are actually people that feel like a pair of curtains?
    um I cant think of anything to complain about Wayne Rooney but... how dare you?

    I am surprised that the resident old people (chazz and OLM) havent commented on how shambolic and disgusting they find this thread. Old people eh? <whistle>
     
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  16. Cortez91

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    I'm 22 and I find some jokes on this thread to have overstepped the mark and were only asking for trouble. You must be dumb if you can't see that.
     
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  17. Happy Tiger

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    When there are mods posting on this offensive thread, what's the point?

    Shame the racists, bigots and ****ing arseholes making jokes about Maddie don't post all of this on twitter, but I guess they feel safe here amongst friends making jokes about killing babies.

    Just think for ONE moment, a journo with 15 mins looks at this thread, imagine the mini headlines he could make up, let me give you one for a starter; Hull City fans make fun of Maddie while discussing how to kill babies after raping them.

    Makes you proud does it? Worse, makes you laugh does it?

    Oh, putting a thread up with a name like "The most offensive ****e we know we shouldn't post but if you don't like it, don't look" is quite possibly the most stupid and naive thing these forums have seen. NEWS FLASH!!! Posting these types of jokes on a PUBLIC forum, used by a whole age range is NOT ACCEPTABLE.

    Would you be happy someone making these jokes in front of pre teen kids? Your wives/girlfriends/work colleagues?

    Why hasn't this been posted or moved to the General Forum? Its **** all to do with football, its **** all to do with Hull, its everything to do with a small core of juvenile racist ****wits being allowed by our equally culpable mods to do what they want. I know General is scary, and the Celtic fans will mug you off again, but cmon, show some respect for our club, and **** the hell off.
     
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  18. Happy Tiger

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    Wow. I really hope you're not this spineless and ball-less out in the real world. Posting offensive, racist, and potentially illegal stuff is fine in your eyes, if the title of the thread states that. If you don't like it, don't read about it.

    I think that several posters took the opportunity to post offensive and racist and vile crap simply in the hope they did offend people. Well done for allowing them to.

    The real jokes in this thread are clear now.
     
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  19. Stuart Blampey

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    Nice irony.

    A foul-mouthed rant littered with asterisks......
     
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  20. Happy Tiger

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    The irony is, you really don't get it.
     
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