Winner of the Week 17

I see you're lookin to have yer slot kicked.

 

This better not be some high level racism>

 

Of course not. Just a discourse on the benefits of having teacups with a high level of china in them.

******ware, on the other hand...

 

Aye?

You what wit army?

 

You don't have any wit so ah'll do it maself

 

I'm too high for this conversation.

Good day sir.

 

Yeah the one she slept in until my evil stepfather contested the will. Families. Don't let it worry you, when that old **** dies I'll own a house in Hitchin outright.

 

Cup? I drink from a mug which confirms that I am scum and should be housed in a hostel.

 

As i said before change the locks

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And a very good day to you too my good sir.

 

I think that might be a good idea for a film script.

 

Yes.

 

It is a future Acworth exclusive , i`m his agent

 

Or not housed, cast out onto the streets seeking shelter in shop doorways and being thankful for getting through a night without being beaten to a pulp by chavs. "Use a cup" they'd cry as they laid into my lifeless corpse with their Nike training shoes.

 

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Aye, ignore the guy dying of cancer, Jip. Class. That's real class, man.

 

I have resisted looking at this thread up until now it's on winner number 8.

To save me the bother of scrolling through can someone please tell me how many times I've won?

At a guess I'd say 4 or possibly 5 ?

 

Nae **** likes an attention whore, Gas.

Especially me.

 

Who's that? Anyways, congratz to Citizen Provan.