28-06, 20:06 Toby I was 2nd in the world at Age of Empires when I was 15 V

Fair enough, mucker.

 

What a SIG??????


The angry characteristics acted out each day are a cry for help, that`s why Toby`s best buds are Tina and ST his "parent figures" the best achievements that this man has achieved in his life were '


1. Winning a school chess contest at 12


2. Being the 2nd best in the World at an online game that resembles a history lesson for people with learning difficulties at 15.


After the age of 15 he has not competed for anything in life ,so he projects his anger and resentment to a no risk audience..

Also Watford are dog ****

 

I won a nationwide story writing contest that I was unaware I entered when I was 12. The teacher who entered my story neglected to tell me I won so I was not present at the award ceremony in the assembly hall of Bellshill Academy, Norf Lanurksire, ML4

The winner got a copy of a book about some ****in rabbits going down on ships. I didny, cos I wisny there cos that fat **** Mr Prick-I-Forget-His-Name-Fat-**** didny tell me.

This is how I missed my only moment of glory.

Gambol Sad Fact #09445

 

Aye but you said that was them getting ready to leave.

Thats no always the case.

Dumbass.

 

fuxake, ah'll spell it oot fur ye

On the downlo, his missus has escaped for some "her" time. I really don't know why I just said "downlo". Please excuse me for that. Anyhoo, I think that... wait, I just said "anyhoo", I ****in hate that as well...

Sorry. Yer a ****in fud.

 

Mrs put a bowl of red wine down for you Snoopy?

 

Whatever you say chardonnay.

 

That works. *wags tail*

*hardon*

 

Red wine drunk is a good buz, i`m currently on Import Stella and high grade skunk. Nice combo

 

Enjoy.

Am signin off, gonny play xbox till ah fall over or run out of wine. Whit ever comes first.
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Big Rapey? Joke yeah? I like that

 

fuxake

 

I would have written it thusly:
SELECT
likley_outcome
FROM
missus m, living_elsewhere luvshak
WHERE
m.likes_boaby = luvshak.providing_boaby

 

I won a colouring in competition. My mum coloured it in.

 

Ya cheatin basturt