Who wants a Purple Pouch, I bought in a keg to celebrate our new sponsor Infiniti!!!!!! So it's half price for tonight only. Two shekels a pint.
Good news. Cops just let me out as they wanted to free up the cells. After pulling me in Neath they tied me up in the cell for an hour with a hood over my head. The Duty officer then came in and said I could either have a caution, a £5 fine or 20 lashes. I said I'll have 40 lashes. After a good thrashing they threw me out and said "May that be a lesson to you" "Lesson" I laughed "Im coming back for more on the way home!" Glastonbury here I come.......
Dilli's on the Pyramid stage with FFS, security are after the pair of the buggers, fair play mind Dilli did get to play on Rita Ora's fiddle before being rugby tackled.
Next bout in the mud pit, now this one will get messy. Not Messi mind!!! [video=youtube;VP9jWZjoWqM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP9jWZjoWqM[/video]
Evening all. A pint of Purple Pouch and a packet of Budgie Snugglers please and some pigs trotters for the dog
Now I want to join in on this one!!!! [video=youtube;qOnoMHHRLUM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOnoMHHRLUM[/video]
Evening Glam, there you go a pint of Purple Pouch , I'm out of pigs trotters, but do have some salt and vinegar pigs ears.
Purple pouch and one of those weird looking green eggs in a jar next to the nobbys nuts please barkeep. Oh, Look oil wrestling hotties...
Their you go Steve, pint of Purple Pouch . You don't want one of the green eggs, FFS brought that jar in and we don't want t ask him what in it so were leaving WELL alone. I can offer you some salted pigs ears.
Sage advice! Have you heard of the fine ale inspired by Titus Bramble? 'Clod-Hopper' You should stock it, it's heavy, slow and nutty. and leaves a massive space between the CB and the fullback.
Just called the brewery, and the bloke on the order line said I was taking the piss, when I asked for a keg of clod hopper. When I explained to him what it was, he said I had it wrong and it was named after a Cardiff City centre half. I wasn't going to argue with him, so it's being delivered in the morning ready for the Lions game. Don't forget bacon butties and HP sauce sarnies for tomorrows game.
Sorry PG nipped to the toilet and got distracted by a magazine that had been left in there! Dogs fine thanks except she appears to have guzzled my Purple Pouch while I was away!!
Morning? On a Saturday? Not familiar with the concept sorry neveroff. Dilli it's a great bevvy, you have to start drinking it 10mins before you expect to swallow it as it's thick as pig ****!
