28-06, 20:06 Toby I was 2nd in the world at Age of Empires when I was 15 V

More than I ever won ya flash git.

 

Look, I know it's hard to accept but your GF wanted to be away from you. It's no coincidence that, as you have revealed, she went to a house owned by "a needy ****-stirrer"

 

When wimmin start this "finding myself" and "space" and "it's no you it's me" ****e the relationship is over. Movin out temporarily is her gettin ready to pull the trigger. Sorry.

You pull the trigger first. If there is anything salvageable in the relationship you pulling the trigger first will find out. Cos, it sounds like to me she's holding off pulling the trigger herself. But she will.

 

SELECT gonnablowup FROM likelytogobang WHERE mostpeoplehavefled.

 

What a waste of my life this was.

 

Me playing Age of Empires religiously was less of a waste of time than anyone that contributed to this ****ty thread.

 

Glad I steered clear then.

 

Great I'll use that in my Dear John letter if you don't mind.

 

Thats bollocks.

It's also used as an attention seeking tool.

 

Have a massive party trash the place then torch it...

 

I've just farted and it's reekin'.

 

She ain't moving out she'll be back on Sunday she's made this arrangement to have a weekend on her own. Not ideal but then she is nuts. Long term I think I better have a plan B.

 

Quick get a jar then capture the next one and sell it to Saints

 

Cut out the farting and we'll talk.

 

Tina farts lavender. Fact!

 

Get on chat box you ***got, Fabio is on the verge of pumping Tina

 

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I suspect you say that daily.

 

Which is whit I was tellin him ya dumbass no relationship fud.