Wimbledon The time of year blind people think porn is being shown on daytime TV Hope you all liked the dog one
I'm always in trouble Here's one for Minxy The Parrot A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20." "Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, "It used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity". "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "**** me, a new brothel and a new madam". "I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman trying not to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "Un ****ing-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home. "In-****ing-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients.... How ya doin', Dave?"
Just for you Never, looking at that Avatar. Toy Story 3: Woody meets Andy's mum's toy, who coincidently shares the same name !!!!!
I'm getting pissed tonight to celebrate having a sponsor when someone on this forum said we didn't have one
Beers all round on Dilli tonight and a wine for Minxy. Tonight's entertainment will be boxing, the main bout is Dilli v ME!!! for telling us Infinity was our sponsor. Then after that we might have a new event too The Hinge, something we can all get dirty too MUD WRESTLING.
Minxy ! There was a Posh female footy supporter on talk s**te the other day trying to get Kevin Davies to join em it wasn't you was it?
Can we have a bra and panties match as well PLEASE!!!!!!! [video=youtube;vbA0jc4GI74]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbA0jc4GI74[/video]
