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Aspas and Mignolet get squad numbers

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Jimmy Squarefoot, Jun 27, 2013.

  1. Dangerously Delicious

    Dangerously Delicious Active Member

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    Iago Aspas Song (to the tune of ‘Don’t You Want Me’ by The Human League)


    You were scoring one in two over in La Liga
    So we signed you
    We flew you in, put you in red
    And showed you Anfield
    You’re our number nine through and through.
    You’ve seen the Shankly gates and know the Liverpool way
    The goals will come so easy for you
    In every match you’ll hear the Kop cheering you on
    You can help us win the league it’s true.

    Iago, Iago Aspas
    To their defence that’s terrorised you’re just like the grim reaper
    Iago, Iago Aspas
    You know they won’t believe it when the ball goes past their keeper

    The ball comes to your feet
    You drop a shoulder, they retreat
    And then you score again and we take all three points

    Iaaaaago Iaaaaago Aspas
    Iaaaaago Iaaaaago Aaaaaspas
    Iaaaaago Iaaaaago Aspas
    Iaaaaago Iaaaaago Aaaaaspas
     
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  2. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    We love you Aspas, we do.
    We love you Aspas, we do.
    We love you Aspas, we do!
    Oh, Aspas we love you!

    <party>
     
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  3. Master Yoda

    Master Yoda Well-Known Member

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    I know. 'Redistribute' = **** him off somewhere and give it to someone decent.
     
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  4. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Aspasdos

    There must be a banner in that
     
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  5. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

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    Ass man is gonna be a success here, I feel it in my left knee
     
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  6. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Assaidi?
     
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  7. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

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    You can never have enough ass
     
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