I like the movie The Elephant Man but it doesn't mean I fancy John Merrick. Unlike you I don't spend my nights alone masturbating to porn on the internet. Venom the Virgin
I don't have problems with gays. I once had a very intimate conversation with one in a pub toilet. Started off with us just talking about the lights being out, then onto how many fannys were in the pub. After that I shook his hand and I was on my way.
I've said before that I do not care if Julian puts his willy inside a man's bum, it's totally up to him what he does behind his wife's back. But he should at least be proud of it instead of accusing others and posting pictures of women with out of date captions such as "Good grief! I bet she would show you a dashing time in the sack" Fooling no one Julian.
Taking the huff Some bloke on the internet too ugly to get a burd who's banter boils down to calling other people gay. Good stuff Venom, good stuff. You've finally matched Medro for wit and banter
Says the guy who goes on about somebodies face, you're no exactly Noel Coward FFS. Take a look at yourself ya auld gaydo.
It's the fact that people know how ugly you are that makes it funny. It's clear it obviously bothers you. Now make some comment abut me being gay menom.
That's why I prefer the Imax. You still get ****s eating quite noisily but any talkers or dicks who have their mobiles on, are promptly told to pipe down.
It duz ma nut in. I regard myself as a sociable person but mixing with the general public makes me hate people.
I was at the theatre the other week (yes Medro - a musical before you ask) and before it started the PA said "we're taking you back to the 1950s - a time before mobiles existed so please switch them off now so you don't destroy the ambience" Made me chuckle anyway.
