The Banter Thread

I am but then he decided to go muppet mental in the transfer market.

 

True, that Uruguyan defender can't wait for a taste of the premier league...

 

Wish they would announce Thiago. if the Spanish press and especially the ones linked to Barcelona are to be believed its all but done. Barcelona just being ****s about it but he wants United and United want him. Be an epic signing and transform our midfield to one of the strongest in the league.

then theres that portugese lad...... and some Dutch guy called Kev

 

If you sign strootman then I will give you the one of the strongest in the league but with Thiago at the point, Carrick behind him, but does Cleverly really complete that "top" midfield? If you get strootman then ya, he is class and that would make your Center pretty damn strong.

Tremble with fear at our signings.

 

It will be....

----Kagawa----
-----------------
carrick--Thiago

Strootman to replace Carrick ( he never gets a rest and Strootman would make a great long term replacement ). Thiago is pretty flexible and could play either in Carricks role or alongside him or in the Kagawa position.

Who you guys signiong then? Got yourselves a barcelona kid didnt you? After Tello as well? and the mackams keeper? That mesn Golden gloves is off to Barcelona?

 

for me you want Thiago closer to the forwards/wingers and not so deep, has some really good vision and can play some dagger balls in dangerous areas ( along with himself getting in those areas) can see your point on the other though.

Got a Sevilla/barca b starlet who is a gamble but he looks silky smooth with the skills, we shall see, will he be a pacheco or a garcia? Aspas I would kind of compare with Bellamy in terms of work rate and from reports attitude as well. Kolo Toure is experience, Mignolet is a good keeper excited by that one and it might mean Reina off but he has been beyond loyal for me and if he wants to go to Barca, thanks for sticking around through all the ****ing bullshit Reina, seroiusly!

No clue on this Mkhitaryan guy but still think we could use another CB and LB. Also there is still do we lose Agger/Skrtel? Is Suarez off? If so that would open the checkbook a lot more and I just hope there is enough time should any of those 3 go that we can get a good replacement in.

 

I think kagawa excels in that role and we lose out on some of what he can do playing him out left.

Of course thrs nothing to stop them swapping roles during a game as and when needed. Its very rare players are static to just one roll especially when it comes to attacking midfield. Either way us United fans have been starved of a top class midfield for 10 years bar the odd decent performance. Cleverley and Anderson showed in parts that they could be great but neither can keep themselves fit and fergie gave them both ample time completely unchallenged. Now Moyes is in they wont get the free ride where they can bee great for 5 games and then die for the next 10 months with constant injuries. I want both to stay and fight but they will have to realise that in Thaigo and Strootman we have 2 of the best young midfielders in the world ( Argue Thiago is the best of the lot alongside the lad at dortmund whos name escapes me.... Dungdon or something )

Didnt know you signed a druggie

 

Gundogan but he plays deeper than Thiago. What ever happened to you lot and Defour? Wasn't Fergie writing love letters to him at one point as well?

Of course we got a druggie, how do you think we are paying for these signings! Slangin on the side!

 

Thats the guy.

No idea what happened to Defour. I'm blaming him anyway. Silly ****.

 

Was sitting the bench at Porto but think he is in the starting 11 again. Probably sold for 100 million at some point.

 

Ah so he went Porto? didnt know tbh. probably because as you say he was warming the bench.

Enjoying this transfer window even though we've signed nobody of note. Its funny seeing the oil clubs struggle to sign anyone and watch as one by one their targets go somewhere else leaving them to sign **** for £30million

 

Doesn't help when Monaco comes in and splashes the cash and clubs ike PSG and City get upset. Welcome to our world cock suckers. I forget that we were pretty damn close to having sheikhs and all that here and instead got H&G. Memories.

 

I would say that nobody is really bothered about bringing this thread back, that seems clear to me.

 

Thing is, people comment but don't vote, we'd get a better idea if everyone who has posted votes as well.

 

I think the fact that loads didn't vote shows that they really don't give a ****, like Billy said "where's the don't give a **** option".

 

Exactly, and two of the yes votes are Mancs too .

I do kinda miss some of th Mancs though, not all of them though

 

A lot of the non-voters are a no anyway. Plus Bluff and I re-framed from voting for obvious reasons.

 

A no then.

May as well close the thread now then.

 

As requested