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Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by mikraswan, Jun 25, 2013.

  1. mikraswan

    mikraswan Well-Known Member

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    Johan Cruiff recomends Barcelona to sell Messi. He sees problems occurring after recent arrival of Neymar. Also due to tax-issues, Messi could soon be out-of-favour at Camp Nou. Laudrup - no stranger to long time tax-problems - could be ideal to mentor Messi through difficult times: Maybe he could join Swansea on a 1 year loan-contract?



    http://www.goal.com/en/news/11/tran...celona-should-sell-messi-now-they-have-neymar
     
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  2. MasterOfNone

    MasterOfNone Active Member

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    Who ever said Danes don't have a sense of humour :)

    I think his sponsors would have some issues with that proposition.
     
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  3. It'sChicoTime

    It'sChicoTime Well-Known Member

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    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    When I saw the title I was thinking mud wrestling or scantily clad girls, never mind.
     
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  5. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    If only the board shared your vision mikra ;)
     
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  6. mikraswan

    mikraswan Well-Known Member

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    The board does: recent reports are that Lionel is flattered and looking forward to playing for the most famous Club in the premiership, the heated local rivalry ("el classico, never heard of it") and the prospect of Euro League Qualification (a tournament he never played!). Messi will take a pay-cut and donate his surplus wages to the poor people in Swansea (he heard it's custom around here).
    The, possible, profit profit from shirt sales will go to the trust-fund and free season tickets for people "..who were there on the Vetch Field rainy Tuesdays 1981-1982 season", who can document their Welsh roots back to th Viking era: Messi is very fond of older Danish (!) history, which is the actual reason for being a fan of Laudrup since childhood...
     
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  7. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    Would he make the subs bench though??
     
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  8. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    He's got to prove himself away to teams like Stoke on a wet cold day first to have the privilege of sitting on our subs bench <laugh>
     
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  9. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    he has to like rissoles as well...
     
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  10. Jager

    Jager Well-Known Member

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    That's essential Dai ;)
     
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  11. neveroffsidereff

    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    That goes without saying Dai, must pass the rissole eating contest of 4 in 1 minute. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  12. stevejack

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    mmm rissoles...
     
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  13. swimaway

    swimaway Well-Known Member

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    I am sick of this "rissole" continuous derailment of threads.


    Surely he would want to eat 3 Evans Pies in a minute first.
     
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  14. DragonPhilljack

    DragonPhilljack Well-Known Member

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    Your all bonkers!...............................<laugh>
     
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  15. swimaway

    swimaway Well-Known Member

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    Why? Are you a Saunder's Pie man?
     
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  16. neveroffsidereff

    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    Mmmmmmmmmmm Saunder's pie (No icon for salivating)
     
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