Friday night at the Coed.

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Half a Stinking Finger please. Any pickled rissoles left? Make it snappy

Just been fishing and left my hook dangling..

 

There you go Swim, blow the froth of that one.

I've a half eaten rissole left from yesterday. Waiting for Rossi's to deliver, their a bit slow today.

 

Cheers. I had no joy with the fishing, some git from Hampshire spoilt it

 

Were you using your "King Rag" as bait swim................

 

If anyone wants to make a Sheila take a look
[video=youtube;xEq33dJ5xS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEq33dJ5xS8[/video]

 

An interesting thing happened to me today,
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "I want to die when Liverpool win the premier league."

"You crafty sod!" said the fairy.

 

What's up have you all shut shop or something?

 

Well Dilli hasn't been seen for days, the rissoles are going off and I've got more beer getting to the used by date. With the way things are going I'll have to give a out free rissoles with every pint.

 

I have inside information on what Dilli is busy doing. If I made it public knowledge you would all pee yourselves laughing

 

Right, who wants a whipping?

 

That would be the ladyboys of Malaysia

 

He's not been arrested being drunk and disorderly.

 

Starving coming out of work today so I had Rissole & Chips from Roma Fish Bar in Morriston. Tidy

 

GIT!!!!!

 

Not as good as the Coed though never. I asked for a Rancid Knob and the woman threw a sausage in batter at me ........

 

No not been arrested Neveroffside. I reckon PGF should be able to guess it because he knows the only things that he's any good at.

 

He's tied to the bed in Studio 95 (again)?

 

He's doing a European tour reccy!!