Been to some wild ones when I was younger where the houses got fully wrecked. I remember one where we got ****ed out of the house and then someone tried to throw a plant pot through the front window. The fellas da was a high ranking copper so he had reinforced windows and the thing just bounced straight back off so then everyone picked up anything they could and peppered the house seeing it as a challenge to smash something. We were wee ****s back in those days.
The one I remember best is when me and my cousin climbed onto the roof of a burds house from her bedroom window <bungalowMUIR> and clambered over the top to the garden side. Tiles were dislodged and fell off, blinds in her room were broke. We jumped into the big hedge dividing gardens and fell into her neighbours garden. Think the girls pond in the garden got destroyed as well with broken bottles. Pierced the lining supposedly Now everyone is too old and respectful to do **** like that.
. I remember doing similar except it was to duck the polis who were going to shut the party down. Climbed through the loft hatch and through the roof light. Ended up on top of the roof doing the windmill at passing taxis.
They turned up a party I was at and we had seen them coming, so everybody sat in the living room watching the formula 1 highlights on BBC They turned up a few times that night, by the 4th time I had enough and went home.
It wasn't a saturday night unless the polis turned up. I mind another time where my pal had left but obviously changed his mind about going home and decided to climb back in through the bathroom window. Only he picked the wrong window and ended up in the burd next doors toilet as she was taking a piss. She legged it in to the close screaming. We heard the noise and piled out looking to burst a rapist and saw out pal stumble out her house looking confused as ****.
There was a fella we used to knock about with and everytime we went to a party and he didn't like the person he would pish in their kettle or put **** into the ma and da's pillow cases. Nothing like getting home from a hol or a night out, wanting your bed and crashing your head down to find some wee **** as put an iron in your pillow case.
Forgive me... However, no matter what anybody posts about how crazy they where ... most of it will be obvious bullshit. Like, how a Dad shared a beer and a smoke with a guy he caught doggystyling his daughter ... Oh and apologised to him for disturbing him
I was going out with her for about 3 years at the time, it wasn't as if I didn't know the fella. But yes it did happen and even though we were both hammered I was persuaded by the other half to go and say something, not that i wanted to. A bit weird indeed but they weren't the average family.
