Carmine has done one...

...or has he?

Please post any sighting of anyone wearing joggers, rodeo trainers, stained white vest, slight sniff of brut and mostly bald with a ponytail please.

I may start a Facebook campaign to raise awareness.

#prayforcarmine

 

If he's dressed like that surely the header should be

CARMINE IS DON JUAN

the smooth bastard

 

Get to **** brut!

The flash bastard is surely a blue stratos man.

 

Maybe he was hit.



And now he sleeps with the fishes.

 

Was he Gandolfini in disguise?

 

Or Serendipity for both guys?

 

He is clearly in a period of mourning over Gandolfini.

Though he has been gone for a while...

 

I thought i saw him,lumbering around Pearson park,mumbling something about Boyes underwear. But it can't have been Galante as he smelt of Cossack.

 

It was a fat bird, in the bedroom, with the teeth.

 

I saw a ponytail out the corner of my in town the other day, slipped through a door into one of those bargain toiletry shops before I could tug it.

I had an urgent appointment so couldn't chase him down, but I'm sure it was Carmine.

He didn't want to be seen.

It's just a phase, it will pass, and he'll be back before you know it like nothing ever happened.

 

Think he's taking mussy's meltdown harder than most

 

Mussy was lurking yesterday. Or was it the day before. But he was lurking.

 

I miss Carmine. When I close my eyes, I imagine him to look like the tubby bloke in speedo's in the Southern Comfort advert.

Hurry home Don Galante.....hurry home.

 

Beautiful. Hes got just that amount of swagger too.

Thanks BFT, thats gonna help me through these dark days.

 

He may have emigrated.
I'll be sure to have a look in Lygon Street here in Melbourne.
It's the spot for colourful characters and under-cover cops!
Does anyone know if he smokes Cuban cigars?

 

To allay fears carmine has not been whacked, or emigrated.

He's having technical difficulties but will return.

He's not really like him from the southern comfort ad, but he does model imself on steve beaton

 

Spill his Taboo on his iphone?

Sticky stuff.

 

I see him more as a Nokia 3310 kinda guy. Solid, functional and no airs and graces. I really don't see him as a smart phone user.

 

And who wouldn't? He's the A standard for all alpha males. I do remember him taking a very keen interest on this photo...

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...when I posted it a while back. Note the chain and complimentary bass sweater. The clues are there.

 

If I looked like that I'd spend all day ****ing in front of a full length mirror.