Friday night at the Coed.

For the game tomorrow where we will stuff the bloody Ozzies (Sorry Musty ), we will be serving bacon, sausage and egg butties with lashings of sauce.

Now I need to know one thing HP sauce or Heinz 57 (Other brands available ) Let me know so I can get a couple of bottles. Oi and FFS the sauce is for the butties not for you to drink, get you own fcuking sauce.

 

Anybody work from home, (Bloody skivers) imaging if this happened to you.

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How do you like my new pool table?



Swans logo was supposed to be on it, but not being done now until next week. Now if Minxy want's a game tonight make sure you lot don't spill any red wine on it.

 

Just put this plaque for Minxy being an honourable VIP member.

 

I don't want much for breakfast. Just two rissoles served by a Swedish lesbian with 38DD jugs lashed with tomato sauce....the jugs that is

 

Who said anything about closing tonight

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Well we could have a lock in, you know we don't have a late licence.

Just need to make sure Dilli & FFS keep the noise down and no dancing with pants on their heads.

 

Is it ok if I carry on playing snooker with pants on my head? It helps me concentrate.

 

Well I can manage the rissoles, 38 DD jugs :and tomato sauce. Not sure about the Swedish lesbian though.

 

That will be fine, just make sure the right balls go in the pockets.

 

And make sure you chalk the right tip

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I concentrate on potting the pink on Fridays.

 

You get more points for the black.

 

Depends which hole the black gets potted in

 

Just make sure you don't go in off the black, that would be a foul stroke, and the ball needs to go back in the D.

 

Did someone mention rissoles

 

had 2 rissoles for mornos, damn they needed salt and a wee bit of pepper

 

I'm having rissoles for breakfast tomorrow while watching the rugby. Beer too

 

Do you think glams dog would fancy a shag?

 

Yeah probably, but not with you PGF, the dog has standards to uphold