A Huge story to break on SSN within 48 hours?

Using his vastly greater intelligence???

 

it will be the sale of Cabaye they just want to let things cool for two days.

 

Exactly. All the great and good have tried, all along, all it needed was Joe.

 

I reckon if you played the Talksport interviews to anyone, anywhere with a grasp on English then it would very quickly ease any tension. He's the Geordie/Cockney Gandhi.

 

If it's not the sale of Cabaye I'll be more than surprised - it makes sense - put on the backburner while things so hostile.

 

if it was that big ssn wouldn't hold back, anything to stick that knife in a bit further.

 

I think they're on their 3rd twist of it now

 

I agree. Before anyone suggests he's ill or pissed, I take issue with that. Just because you can't handle ten of special brew in the morning, doesn't mean Joe can't. Soft northern monkey shandy drinking tarts.

Lets all get behind St Joe.

 

This is exactly how you would expect him to be I think. Very down to earth normal bloke...you never know. We must be due some good news. Karma cant keep kicking us in the balls

 

you know damn right it wont happen mate.

 

Yeah, no doubt at all that the breaking news is Richard Branson taking over........ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There isn't enough space in the world for the number of exclamation marks needed at the end of that sentence. I'll need dark matter exclamation marks.

 

EXACTLY !!!! the news will be a player sale it doesn't take a genius to work it out.

 

Or there is no "breaking news"? Just a thought.

 

no we all know Cabaye is leaving.

 

If we're getting £20m for that kid, I'll drive him to Monaco myself. Don't pi$$ your pants over nothing, players come and go.

 

I think Cabaye and Ben Arfa will go in the summer, we will get probably 20-22 million for the former (maybe) and perhaps 12-15 for Ben Arfa as his constant injuries will no doubt hamper his price.

We will then bring in four or five players ranging from average to ****ty quality from these shores instead of France with Bent playing upfront next year with Cisse being forced to play on the wing yet again. On the last day they will sneak another one of our players out, probably Anita who has done nothing wrong and filled with talent because Pards doesn't rate him. We will keep the wretched bastards like Shola because Pardews thinks he is a nice guy and not commenting on how horrifically **** he is.

I fear for us next season, I really do. I can't believe we have a whirlwind of colostomy bag ridden doom at our door and its still June! Cancerous times are ahead, I can feel it.

 

we will sign someone ****e for 5 million! the fact is he wont be the only sale and because we twist every season it's only a matter of time before we bust and go down forever.

 

Remove all sharp objects from BRS's possession

 

Blimey - so if you two give me the lottery numbers, I'm guaranteed to be minted. Beardo - if we sign four of five players I'll be very, very impressed. Regardless of how many or if we sign someone for £5m (boa), we'll have no clue whether he's sh!te til May 2014. After all, aren't many of you whining your a$$es off that Anita is in fact a cracking player, despite the contrary evidence? So I assume any new players will be given the same leeway, yes? Else won't we all just be hypocrites? It's not like we're the kind of fans who believe media hype, or cry "crisis" when the MD we all pretty much hate gets sacked.....oh, wait....

 

Even of we signed messi Pardew would play him in goal so its all pointless whatever we do.

LONG BALL ****E