Pardew vs Carr

Pardew is a genial wizard. He'll be back to the meticulous preparation of our first season come August. All will be ok and you'll be wiping lots of egg from your face Keep the faith and show patience for longer than a season, you shalt be rewarded. Fickleness gets you nowhere except ****sville. To be fair you're probably right about one thing in all your musings, we'll get spanked off Man C Its like the football gods thought "You know what would be funny? We pitch the club in a media made crisis away to a club on a high in the honeymoon period of a new manager with 50 gadzillion spent on new players. All in favour? Passed."

 

keep the faith? I have no faith whatsoever under ashley and never will. I have not renewed my ticket since the Keegan saga. I will not let this man take the piss of me and my people and if you choose to thats your decision. We know we will get hammered at Citeh and Pardew will say we played well after playing hoofball with Cisse a million miles away from any support in attacks.

 

"I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received and consequently we are now at war with Pardew."

 

Oh leader, we, the people are with you.

 

I love club insiders me. They are so knowledgable.



This situation is worse than the cuban missile crisis.

 

Join me !!! take the power back and let us resolve our failings for eternity.

Arise Sir Albert

 

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Thank you sire.
I am humbly yours oh great one.

 

You know what that means don't you.

Bend over and touch your toes.

 

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I thought we'd moved past all this Pardew hatred?

I'll have to convene another meeting between me, Jim, Pards and Mike. We need another plan to dampen down your torches and help you put away the pitchforks. We really believed this Joe debacle would make you see the light.

 

Just you Baldy and Pards now, Mike's swung the other way.

 

I've just spoken to Mike and he's more than happy for Warm Pouch and me to sit down with Alan, talk over one or two things and then report back to Joe. I know Mike's keen to keep Warm Pouch and myself sweet so he's organised a knacker kicking competition in The Bigg Market and allowed us to be the administers of the bollock hoofings whilst also giving us complete control over who we select for this night of fun and frivolity.

My immediate thought was to select members of the not606 anti Pardew brigade but as Warm Pouch quite astutely pointed out there's not a pair of gonads between you so that scuppered my little plan...... Thankfully the evening has not completely been ruined as Joe volunteered his massive testicles whilst proudly announcing " kick as hard as you like lads, you'll never damage the huge Kinnear brain "

 

Burn him, burn him good.

 

Ok put the kettle on sir Bruce

 

Will it boil on there?

 

oh yes love there aint anything better than a nice cup of tea after burning a man on a bonfire.

 

You sound like quite a Guy.

 

I'm keen to see where JK is gonna sit when he's at games...assuming he's gonna go to them. Is he gonna be in the stands like Lambeeeezy was, or is he gonna be sat behind pardew whispering sweet nothing's in his ear?

 

Would he risk going?