Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Don't be jealous Gonz, your time will come

 

Mr Gonzo is already ahead of you in my heart, he doesn't bully me

 

If you didn't put it on a plate for me I wouldn't point them out

Would you like me to stop your poor bastard?

 

It's batard

 

Batard then, cock much

 

Was that meant to be munch?

 

Yes it was

 

Morning ********s.

 

G'Evening...

 

Carling and a sambuca for me please

 

You can have the Carling but I'm restricting you to half a sambuca...

 

I did have 15 of the ****ers when I bust my arm. Don't be a tight twat.

 

Morning.

 

In that case, I'll get you sixteen sambucas...

PS...thought it was the rohypnol that made you fall

 

It was the day after Cardiff. I'm limiting myself to a maximum of 5 sambucas from now on

 

Don't be silly, it was only the last one that caused the problem, you'll be fine with fourteen

 

I still don't believe the landlady saying I had 15. Apparently she was laughing her ample Geordie tits off until she realised I'd really hurt myself.

 

Don't blame her, I would have done too

did you get the usual off of a left-handed handshake too?

 

You have ample Geordie tits?

 

Lesbians.