http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4972835/topless-celebs-on-the-beach.html 1 Elle McPherson: 5/10 they at least point to the sky. But there really isnt too much fun to be had on those lil fellas. 2 Uma Thurman: 6.5/10 at least there is a decent handful and I am hoping that the angle she is walking is what is causing the one to look lopsided.. not a bad pair though. 3 Kate Moss: 2/10 thoroughly disappointing I imagine Dan Starkey has a similar size pair being as he resembles a holocaust survivor. 4 Heidi Klum: 7/10 A shapely pair albeit on the small side. 5 Cameron Diaz 6/10 decent shape though her left nipple looks bigger than the other. 6 Liz Hurley 3/10 nipples like scud missiles thoroughly disappointing and I dont like her. 7 Sharon Stone am undecided on this one.. for the breasts alone they'd score a 6 for me but when you look at the state of her it derves a deduction. 8 Naomi Campbell 3/10 looking like an elongated famine ridden ethiopian its a no from me. 9 Katie Green; No idea who she is. boobs score a 6.5 but i feel she should be scored down on the fact with hips that size they should carry a larger pair. 10 Pixie Geldof 2/10 awful out of shape pair which should never again be inflicted on a man. 11 Kerry Katona; words fail to describe how disappointing they are. The only thing I thought she had was a decent pair of knockers they may be big but they and she is vomit inducing. 1/10 http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...rook-topless-on-holiday-in-cancun-mexico.html As to Kelly Brooks assets I feel years of yearning have been wasted on this pair of spaniels ears..
I would walk barefoot over broken glass and live scorpions for a crack at Katie Green, whoever she is. please log in to view this image
I the photo St posted I'd still rather have a tickle on Miss Klums. though she does look a lot better in that photo.
There are a lot of funny shapes going on, my pick would be Moss, Diaz and Hurley. Katie Green, whoever she is, is fat.
You like your ladies to resemble young boys when naked then? I cant stand kate moss. How she is minted from being a model baffles me.
I don't like anything saggy or funny shaped. Kate Moss was stunning when younger and is still not bad.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder an all that.. she does nowt for me.. I prefer ladies to have a bit of shape to them.
I like big tits too, trouble is, as these pictures show, a lot of birds don't look good naked. I quite fancied Katona until I read this.
Agreed. just found this: which has ruined my fascination with Christina Hendricks. Will no doubt ruin St's also as she resembles a beached whale. please log in to view this image
