Friday night at the Coed.

God, it's boring around here tonight. Think I'll have a pint of Goat's Scroat and a rissole chaser.

 

Evening gents

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Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

Evening Minxy. I trust your well? Glass of red on it's way.

Oi FFS keep it clean tonight please, no rude behaviour please.

 

FFS - can I have my dentures back?

Anyone sorted out the erection?

 

The Posh plaque is finish we will have the grand unveiling tomorrow night. Bloody pool table suppliers turned up with the new table and the F'n bastards put RED F'n cloth on it. I went nuts, F'n white it should were not Malaysia FC.

Right I need another pint after my rant. The table WILL be here tomorrow, with the white cloth and Swans badge.

 

I think Scarlett will help with that later PGF

 

PGF ... where did you leave them again ?

 

I was having a Rancid Knob so I took them out and left them on the bar. Don't tell me he's shoved them up his ar.se again? He's been doing that since matron upped his medication.

 

Big secret everyone and don't tell FFS when he comes in, I've unscrewed the tops on all the salt cellars on all the tables. So when he orders his usual rare steak and chips and the puts his salt on no laughing at him and don't grass me up either.

Pint of rancid knob now please Never

 

Rancid Knob has gone up to 3 and six. Rip off.

Latest Bar Prices
Rancid Knob - 3s6d (Max 2 pints per night)
Nuns Nickers - 3s
Old Scroat - 2s9d
Mouldy Old Goat - A Guinea

Extra Services - Demi - £5 (half hour), Scarlett - £4.10s (half hour), FFS - free.

Rissoles
Regular - 6d
Large - 1s
FFS Special 1s6d

 

Can't see anything to my taste on the menu tonight .... off back down to the Posh

 

Give her a red wine for goodness sake will you Never.


Valley, sorry for being a naughty boy on your thread

Btw, now the religious thread has gone and this one has stood the test of time I'm happy for it to be made a sticky again if one of you mods agrees.

Sorry to be an awkward knob but I just had to make my point to Vetch

 

Oh no it's quiet tonight. This is the only thread that you get a welcome these days. Where are you all ?

 

"but I just had to make my point to Vetch".

And the "point" was?

I'm sure that you will be delighted to hear that "the religious thread has (not) gone". It is merely resting,taking a sabbatical,so to speak.

 

Grow up for goodness sake.

 

Evening - just out "walking the dog"

 

So,you make a statement. I query it,and you take the hump.

Tell us the "point" that you have made such a point of apparently making.

Not such a big deal,is it? Unless you were merely acting big in the bar.

 

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I suggest you look at the insult thread before you post here any more and have a long hard think about things