Right new pool table arriving tomorrow. I've ordered a 10 x 7 table and it's a beauty. Nice white cloth with the Swans badge in the middle, now take care if this bloody one.
The Swans badge is a very posh one Never, shall I see if I can get something Posh especially for Minxy while I'm out in town tomorrow ?
That's why your always welcome in The Hinge. You have lifetime GOLD VIP membership, and we intend to erect a Posh plaque as gratitude.
Er I mean when your going down ... addressing the balls ...I mean on your shot oohhhhhhhhhhhh my shorts !
You can't he uses rohypnol and if that doesn't work he breathes on you. His breath is so bad it can kill squirrels from 50 yards
There's some cucumber sauce behind the bar Glam. Can someone take a look around everywhere FFS has been - one of my girls has lost her teeth and she said the last time she saw hem FFS had them between the cheeks of his arse and was shouting 'C'mon you nancy boys - come off the stage you raving ****ters'. if minx wants company let me now I'll get one of my girls to stay with her - Maybe PGF could watch - given his lesbian tendancies.
OOHHHHHHHHH ! What happened ? Don't tell me I drank the wrong drink again ? Should have learnt by now ! WTF ! Right which B****D stuck his dentures up my arse!