Non-City transfer rumours

According to the Newcastle board on here, new DoF Joke-in-ere has authorised the £6m offer, which has been accepted by the Villans

 

If he goes to the Toon that will wind up the Mackems for sure. Shall be looking out for those fixtures on wednesday.

 

I can't believe you've doubted me Payton. The lads in Monica (cheap joke) have assured me its going to happen. Get this back on the city thread mods

 

No offence chazz, but I think the lads are having you on. I believed you at first, but now that theres only 2 weeks to the opening of the transfer window I can't see we'll get it completed in time. Sorry

 

twt

 

^^^^this^^^^. FACT

 

Utter tosh and drivel ^^^this^^^^

 

I shall leave the tosh and dribble to you mr pot in the kettle telephone department

 

Glad you think so.

 

Udinese say they have rejected an £8m bid for Matej Vydra from a Premier League club and has rejected lower offers from teams in the Bundesliga

 

Andy Carroll undergoing a Medical at West Ham ahead of a £15m move. (BBC)

 

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11695/8783037/Transfer-News-Sunderland-make-loan-offer-for-Udinese-striker-Matej-Vydra

Sunderland make loan offer for Vydra.

 

Fabio Capello is to be announced as the new PSG manager within the next day or so.

Where was he before? Was it Russia?

 

Alan Pardew is the bookies 2/1 odds on favourite to be the first PL manager sacked and before the Big Kick Off Day.

Scott Parker will choose Fulham over the mackems in a £4m move so that he does not have to move out of London. Maybe avoiding a relegation scrap as well.? lol.

Daily Telegraph says that Hull City are looking at a bank breaking deal for Aston Villa outcast Darren Bent. Yeah right.


TWS have failed in a bid to sign Wolves striker Kevin Doyle. So they will turn to Celtics Anthony Stokes once again.

Adel Tarrabt and David Bentley are being linked with a move to Stoke City and former boss Mark Hughes.

Another of the Slumberland anti-Di Canio players can leave this wummer. David Vaughan would welcome a return to working with Ian Holloway @ Crystal Palace.

The Andy Carroll deal will cost West Ham Utd £55m over the 6 years of his contract. (wot a waste of wonga)

Carlton Cole could yet stay in the PL after an offer from an as yet un-named PL club. But the MLS still looks likely to be where Cole will end up.

Arsenal striker Nicholas Bendtner is in talks with german side Eintracht Frankfurt.

 

Anyone else laugh whilst reading this? Nope, just me.

 

and me. Yes a typo but a good one. Still not as funny as what is going on at Newcastle like ?

 

I think Mike Ashley just makes decisions based on the reaction he'll get from the Toon fans. The bigger the reaction, the more likely he is to do it.

 

Maybe but a very dangerous game to play. No wonder Mike Ashley lives in London. 55,000 plus Toon fans after your hide cannot be pleasant. I hope that when Hull City go up to Newcastle on saturday 21st september we can have a repeat of the scenes from sept. 2008. Now that was so funny. I think it is going to be a long hard season for both Newcastle and Sunderland. imo.

 

Cardiff have met the £8m asking price for Tom Ince. That's a statement of intent from them, can see them spending big money this year.

EDIT: Just seen that Doncaster Rovers have made a bid to take John Guidetti on loan from Manchester City. That'll be a hell of a coup if it comes off.

 

John Obi Mikel is on the brink of leaving Chelsea for Galatasaray.

Is it coincidence Chelsea have been heavily linked with Sneijder there? A swap deal?