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Kinnear Coming Home...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Clarence Acuna, Jun 16, 2013.

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  1. The Based God

    The Based God Active Member

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    Jooooeeee Kinnear, Joooooeeeee Kinnear.

    Welcome back to the Premier League, the messiah has returned.
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You guys are a disgrace the way you talk about Joe. He has been manager of the year 33 times, his bessie mate is SAF, he is a club legend, he discovered Pele, he ended world war two, he was first man on the moon. Show this diamond geezer a little respect would you.
     
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  3. NUFCBRONX

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    Yes. And don't forget he cured polio and invented the Macarena too.
     
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  4. Keith Fit

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    Does anyone think Kinnear or Ashley are aware of any of this?
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You forgot that it has indeed been finally confirmed that he was Spartacus.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    They have been brainwashed by Mr T's Aliens
     
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  7. pauljohnhutch

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    joe Kinnear, probably the best interview Carlsberg have ever done! Hic
     
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  8. grandpops

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    They dropped him on Hiroshima? :shocked:
    No wonder they surrendered.
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I tell you what, season ticket sales will surely slump now. It'll only be the new season hopefulness which will get us above 40k for the first few home games!
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    What stage is acceptance again? Currently I've gone through-

    Severe shock
    Severe depression
    Severe randiness... (come on it is Joe "Brad Pitt£" Kinnear...)
    And now it's actually hit me that this bulls*** spouting, potential re-animation of australopithicus, self-obsessed nutjob has been given a job of importance at our club. **** LIKE THIS IS WHY THE BANKS WENT BUST, WHAT THE F*** IS ASHLEY PLAYING AT. A special place in hell is reserved for those who maintain their neutrality while moral crisis looms, so Dante says. To be honest, the "support the lads whatever" schtick is becoming less and less logical these days. "Ahhhh, our club's gone to s***, but we've got some gates back we never noticed and the club wastes virtually no paper... score!".
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Maybe we could drop him on the Mackems?
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Not many will want to watch the football served up by that buffoon, we'll probably be laughing stocks.
     
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  13. grandpops

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    We`re trying to get rid of the **** mate. Don`t want more.
     
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  14. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Only probably AB ? Think you'll find that hypothesis is already proven !!!
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Anyway, JK's home isn't Newcastle it's Wimbledon, I'll willingly give him his fare back.
     
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  16. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    The Wombles don't want him either !
     
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  17. Keith Fit

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    Didn't his house get relocated to Milton Keynes.
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    Maybe persistent anti JK chants will get the message through to him that he isn't wanted and and the pressure might get to him and make him leave before his old ticker packs in.
     
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  19. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    As I said before, My brother is a luton fan and he often told me of some Kinnear's antics as manager and it no doubt reflected the attitude of the team. Yeah he got them promoted sure but some of his interviews (see the rivalry created between them and Plymouth for stupid comments ; 'Plymouth was just a place where old folk went to die'), the destruction of a dressing room at Mansfield after a 4-1 defeat. The guy is a grade A **** of the highest order and if Pards gets sacked and he takes over (if that happens it will be very similar to the way he took the reigns at Luton) I don't think I could take it.
     
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  20. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    I'm convinced we are gonna get relegated.
     
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