Just called someone a "Gonk" on 606. Reminded me of being a kid again. What were the daft names you would call someone when you were a kid? The only ones I can remember are: Mink and wuddy.
It was usually something simple like "spazzy". There was one girl we called the bin all through primary
My mate is called "Bins" but it's because he told his wife he was away to take the bins out then ****ed off to take pills with us for a couple of days.
The girl in school was called the bin because she stunk of **** and piss, and at lunch she would eat cardboard and plastic
There was a boy at my primary school a year younger than me who would eat paper. I remember he came to school in odd trainers one day. What sort of **** parent do you have to be when your child is going to school in odd shoes? I saw him eat an orange out the bin once too. A boy who I'm still mates with was his pal at the time and he said his family had a chest freezer that was full of nothing but findus crispy pancakes. He said there was about twenty boxes of them and nothing else in the entire house, not even diluting juice.
**** sake I bet they only had them because he was going to their house as well. They would have thought that was showing off. A guy cracked his head open one day at my school and still has the nickname egg
We called a guy BT Baracus because he didn't have a house phone and had to walk down the road to use the phonebox. "Ya bumrash" was often shouted when someone was telling lies! Not an insult as such, but a guy in my year was partially deaf and was called Ian Kinnear. Whenever his name was called in Registration a few of us woudl shout "No he can't"
Gilles de Rais a 13th Century French nobleman who was in Joan of Arc's army as a standard-bearer or something like that. But he was also an occultist and murderer, they think he might have killed hundreds of children in ritual sacrifice.
Think he was sacrificing kids to a demon or something. I might have Aleister Crowley or as he liked to call himself "The Great Beast" next. He was a weird one
Is that Vlad The Impaler? Another mental case of the highest order and further proof that inbreeding is just plain wrong.
We'll need Nev to decide this one. It'll probably turn out to be a picture of Souness from his salad days.
aye its big vlad. he implaed 10s of thousands of people. impaled one of his servants for complaining about the smell of the 'forest of the impaled' he put him omn a massive spike so he couldnt smell the others, very considerate of him
