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The 'Have You Ever Shagged A Neighbour?' Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Jun 18, 2013.

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 18, 2013
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Errr, you're no supposed to be in the swing. Unless ye like gettin shafted up yer chute.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 18, 2013
  3. stopmeandslapme

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    <laugh> I'd love to know what the reply would have been if you'd knocked on her door.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 18, 2013
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well, in ma **** bank fantasy she eagerly welcomed both of us into her room...
     
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    Gambol, Jun 18, 2013
  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <YIKES> My chute is a virgin <andisstayingthatway>

    Bloke in the middle two snaps on top is in the swing. In fact, the ****er thinks he's Tarzan, he just needs a tiger-skin loincloth. All that motion would make me wanna bowk.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 18, 2013
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So he is. I never noticed that. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jun 18, 2013
  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :cheesy:
    Is that Rio Ferdinand top right?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 18, 2013
  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And Giggs bottom left?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 18, 2013
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    This was your error. If you'd have raised a single eyebrow, a la Roger Moore, you'd have been up to your nuts in guts <ok>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 18, 2013
  10. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I winched my neighbour's husband once but never shagged him.

    :(
     
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    Tina., Jun 18, 2013

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    I ****ed my neighbours cat - does that count?
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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