RHC is a grade A ****

Thanks for all your concern, bunch of ****s

 

no worries rhc

we are a caring bunch on here.

 

Alright saint. No, it's not healed. I went back to the hossy yesterday. Took ****ing ages. I have to go back next Monday when the swelling's gone down so they can X ray it again to decide whether I need an op

 

Have they said its not a priority for the first ten days?

 

Unlucky x

 

Rhc = Right Handed Cripple

Or.....Really Hard Crash

Or....Ruddy Hilarious Cock-up

 

Right or left...?

 

How are you going to roll your spliffs?

#prayforrhc'swankhand

 

Left, thank ****. I'm massively right sided, so can still drink and ****, no problem

 

The unit rolls them, or I just use the vapouriser instead when she's not around

 

Without spilling any?

 

Same, can't do much with my left Annoyingly, the one thing I do a lot with my left though is carry the kids, seems so much easier on that side for some reason.

Do you think you'll need a op? I knew I would without having the scan as I could feel the bone moving and grinding.

 

You can have some rep for that

 

Sperm? You should know the story of The Hammerhead TM. My bell-end is very wide to accomodate the girth of the lad. I therefore catch my spunk inside it when spunking and then deposit it neatly in the bog. No mess

 

Probably not (I hope). Both fractures are in line, but there is a slight gap between one of them and the wrist. This should lessen as the swelling subsides.

 

Lucky then, not often you break both and they stay in line

you got any tramadol yet?

 

I deposit mine neatly in The Bag or on her face

 

I've got powerful Co_codamol and ibuprofen. I can get tramadol from the landlady at the Cheese

 

No. Luv, explain yourself.

 

I just looked at the pictures.