Another addition - my "colleagues" at work who smoke and are allowed to spend 10-15 minutes per hour outside puffing away and having a nice chet whilst rest of us work...
"...there's one smoking a joint and another with spots... If I had my way I'd have all of you shot!" that said so far as Keith Lemon goes, you're behind me in the queue!
Can I add to my list people who say that Wrestling (sports entertainment, WWE and the like) is fake and then refuse to listen to the evidence to the contrary! ITS SCRIPTED!! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!!!!
Do NOT type "Gay" and "Wrestling" into Google to see if you can come up with some spoof links to post as a joke
Here in Sweden we have a state run off licences (Systembolaget) that are closed evenings, weekends and on holidays, when you feel like a drink. They have also started to meddle with the speed limits now, a road could be 30,40,50,60,70,80 or 90 kpm. You might not think that is such a problem but when your driving along on a 90 then it changes to a 50 then up to a 70 then down to 60, 40 then 30 and then up to 50, 70 and then finally a 90 in the space of 1.5 km it gets rather confusing. Then introduce speed cameras and your really stuffed. Cyclists in cities here in Sweden are some of the most stupid people on the planet. In one student city I have had to swerve many times to avoid middle aged men cycling towards me on my side of the road. You would think that university graduates would have the intelligences to know that if they have a collision with a car they will suffer more then the car driver.
An arguable point - instantaneous death may not mean much suffering at all, whereas a lifetime of angst over having killed someone in an accident..... Agree with you over the rest of your post though.
Think about it. Almost naked men getting hot and sweaty one on one (or two on two) with each other, without actually/intentionally hurting their opponent. does it get any more homosexual than that??? At least with UFC or similar they are genuinely fighting.
On the cycling theme again we have a club around here that think its ok to cycle in a block 3 abreast and about as long as a coach on a 2-way town road making it impossible to pass them. Gentle encouragement (long blast on horn) to encourage them to cycle more consideratly for other road users results in obcene sign language. In my view they should be arrested and be made to take a cycling proficiency test (does it still exist?). I like cycling and when out with my wife if we are cycling 2 abreast (no comments please) we move into single file as soon as we hear/see a car, what is it about cyclists who think that they own the road. I wonder what Hornette thinks?
Thats fair enough. You just have to look past that, the same way you could say that rugby is gay. After all it is 30 grown men wrestling in the mud and sticking their heads next to eachothers arses (scrum/maul). Once you look past that and look at the skill and talent needed to perform the moves they hit, it is, imo, quite impressive.