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The answer to cancer

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by The Wilde one, May 31, 2011.

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  1. The Wilde one

    The Wilde one Member

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    I'm starting a new football team at the soccerdome in Wigan and as it's me who's bringing the players together - and coming up with the incredible name (see above) - i've decided that i want all of us malchicks to wear Newcastle tops.

    I can't wait to look around the pitch and see myself surrounded by toon tops. It'll be reet horrorshow. The gorgeousity of it all.

    I have four to my name that can potentially fit half of our very poor, very unfit squad, but other than Ebay does anyone else know of a site i can get cheapish tops from?

    A calarticle, on such a promising day, i appy polly loggy.
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Just gave some away to the British Heart Foundation.
     
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    Rag n bone man
     
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  4. The Wilde one

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    Our rag n bone man isn't the kind of man you can speak to. He stinks of milk and screams at my nan.
     
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  5. I want curly hair too

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    The cheapest I could find on sportsdirect was the yellow away shirt for £12 or the long sleeved home top from this season for £20, so nothing good on there really..

    Or

    Buy a load of plain white t-shirts from Primark.
    Buy a pack of black board markers.
    Go nuts.
    I did it for a party the other week, complete with club crest and 'Shearer 9' scrawled onto the back.
     
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  6. The Wilde one

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    Haha i like that. I'll do it. I'll scratch a yin and yang symbol onto it too for good measure.
     
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  7. Tiote

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    The answer to cancer is to die then you've done a kamikaze .
     
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  8. I want curly hair too

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    You literally get un-funnier every time I see you post.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Obviously doesn't know anybody that's died from Cancer!
     
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  11. The Wilde one

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    I really don't understand that:emoticon-0120-doh:

    Tiote's kamikaze quote i was supposed to copy. double doh.
     
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  12. overseasTOON

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    He's morose and moronic.
     
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  13. Tiote

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    Incorrect all of the people I know have died of cancer. Cancer loses when you die
     
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    He's nothing like the regular posters on here. Doesn't take part in conversations, just butts in with his unfunny one liners.
     
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  15. Tiote

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    You are such a ****
     
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    Ouch, you really know how to hurt peoples feelings!
     
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  17. Tiote

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    If you hadn't simply closed your mind you would have noticed I am not always negative and do share opinions with others.
     
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  18. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    All you do is post negative and offensive comments. And what's worst is you've been here about a week and you've managed to rack up more posts than I have in 4 months.
    Seriously you need to do a jordan-esque change of character.
     
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    Incorrect I was negative but only for a day or 2
     
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