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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Oct 8, 2010.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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  2. VenomPD

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    Holy ****, that's mental.

    "Let me just flush that pile of dead cells out your womb Madame"........"Oh, **** it's moving argghhhhh"
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

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    theres a story to tell the grand kids, " i remember when the doctors said your mum/dad was dead. i didnt believe them though and i raised that little zombie bastard as my own child"
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Zombie baby.
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    could be a title for a Jeffery Lord book <ok>
     
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    <laugh>

    I saw this last Saturday on the Extreme Sports channel on a Programme called "Man Vs Beast 2"

    [video=youtube;MFCNVvvmxNw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFCNVvvmxNw&feature=related[/video]
     
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    For millisecond Girvan I thought you meant your daughter raced a camel.

    You'd think they'd be extra careful when telling parents that their child could be dead. Can't imagine anything worse and I don't have any kids...that I know of.
     
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    Hmmmm....wonder why you say that <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Dont know why but that made me burst out laughing. The weird P&ID sitting in this office with me just gave me a strange look. Not606 comedy makes you look like a maniac sometimes <ok>
     
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    I only got on once or twice last week with my workload and my wee brother was in on work experience. One time I got on I read something and burst out laughing. Looked like a right fanny <laugh>

    Been given work and told if it isn't done today the engineer will resign, because if he doesn't he'll get sacked <laugh> It's no my arse on the line
     
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    <laugh>
    Exactly why should that be an incentive for you to knock your pan in?

    Had to attend a 3 hour safety meeting yesterday but right in the middle of it I did the longest fart I've done. It was right after a massive Sunday lunch. I've never been more proud of myself. Should have seen the HSE guy's face. The comments were magic too because we'd been talking about H2S gas about 5 minutes before I did it.
     
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    Just to confirm the result Im going to do a quick internal examination....

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    <laugh>

    That's the guy who came to my door saying I was due my prostate exam <ok>
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    Be glad it wasn't this guy <laugh>

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    <laugh> Nah he's my pool cleaner......
     
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  17. rogueleader

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    I`d want more protective clothing than that
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Cheeky ****

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