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Does Nigella Lawson Like a Battering

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  1. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Or is that **** Saatchi a wife beater<grr>

    I'll kick the **** into next ****ing week if I catch him, unless of course Nigella enjoys being roughed up in which case I love her even more:emoticon-0152-heart

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22935683


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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    ignore this ****ing fred, i just noticed muir did one earlier

    i am a **** <ok>
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Playful tiff...yeah right on. Saatchi's smoothing over of the incident isn't working, as few will believe him.

    P.S. I love her baps.
     
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  4. Toby

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    I've never found her to be that amazing, probably because she's the offspring of this **** <grr>

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  5. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I never knew that<laugh>

    That makes me want to **** her even more. :)
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    She's Jewish, you've no chance mate.
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I didn't know that either. In my narrow minded sexist world all I see is a pretty face, good tits and a tidy ass and in Nigellas case it's a bonus she can knock up a decent dinner.


    Anyhow now I know she's jewish, once my political ambition has been fulfilled I'll do what I want with her. <whistle>
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Jewish bird succumbs to Gas, sounds a bit dodgy mate <whistle>
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    that and the fact she isn't a young boy.

    ***** ****.
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Putting it like that does sound a tad suspicious. <laugh>
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    You'll no be making bacon with her, Gas.
     
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  12. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Actually she does look suspiciously like she is getting off in that pic.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    For once Mr Saatchi will feel a proper Charlie (he is jewish after all).
     
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  14. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I think you could be right. She could have a couple of love eggs up her **** and be into asphyxiation sex, apparently it intensifies the orgasm.

    Not that I would know. :)
     
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    Maybeez it's just chokey-****
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I thought you liked silly stuck-up bints who have rich daddies e.g. Victoria Cohen?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 17, 2013
  17. Toby

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    Don't talk about my Vicky like that <grr> <grr>

    I have no idea who Victoria Coren's dad is, but if he was some ****y old Tory I don't think my feelings for her would be the same...
     
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  18. Cruyff's Turn

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    He was Alan Coren,think he wrote for "Punch" magazine for a long time.Probably posh but not especially rich.
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

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    Daddy got Vicky a job at the BBC.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 18, 2013
  20. Archers Road

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    He wasn't posh. He was an East London boy who got himself an education.
     
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